crabb

Lazy biatch who loves his couch more then life itself.

P1: You still coming out tonight?
P2: Nahh, think i'll have a night in.
P1: You fag ... don't pull a Crabb!!

by mmmhmmm March 3, 2005

Chuck Crabb

The craziest red head fuck ever. Has a 18 incher soft (think about it) Charles Crabb is a man in the eyes of the Aztec Gods

"Did you just see Chuck Crabb coming out of Casey's. What a Crabb ha"

by BOOBSBOOBS December 7, 2009

Harri Crabb

A unique individual who is highly skilled in first person shooters, pokemon games, making people laugh, being inappropriate and just being a FUCKING WIZARD!!!

Boy 1: Dude, that guy wrecked us.
Boy 2: I know, right. 48-1!
Boy 2: He must be Harri Crabb

or

Harry Potter: But I'm just Harry
Hagrid: Oh shit. Sorry, I was looking for Harri Crabb, not Harry Potter

by Haydum December 1, 2011

Tyler Crabb

birth control theft

“hey you know that one tyler crabb nigga?”
“oh yeah the one that steals birth control?”

by sarah0828 April 26, 2019

Finley Crabb

fucking gay lord

damm he’s a fucking Finley Crabb, the gay lord

by Mega Gay Finley April 29, 2021

The Crab Under the Bridge

Verb: The act of performing a spit roast while a male takes the crab position beneath the female, with head placed between the penetrating male's legs while receiving a tit wank from the females low hanging breasts. This person may or may not lick the balls of the penetrating man.

Guy 1: "Yo CB3 was the Crab Under the Bridge and started tounging my balls."
Guy 2: "I'll have to try that sometime with Loz and Haz."

by Zeek-McBreadsticks November 7, 2014

Crabcunt

A guy who has very muscular and bulky arms and chest, usually seen in gyms. They look like crabs due to the built muscular mass on the upper body. Crabcunts are very slow (e.g. at running/moving) and they often lack speed and power.

John: "Hey Tom you lazy f*ck get to the gym now"
Tom: "Sorry bro, I don't want to be a crabcunt. It may slow me down."

by Sir_Carrot February 28, 2017