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Half wombat, half crab
Chewy gristle like texture

Smells like a wombat, walks like a crab, beady eyes like a gecko
That dirty crabbat Ste is at it again AHHHHHHH
Crabbat by Lil chaz November 23, 2021
Look at john. Why's he so crabbit looking?
crabbit by mississippi dave April 19, 2005
ADJ-Having qualities of a cranky person. N- What you are full of if you are cranky.
N-You're full of crabbage. Get off your shit. ADJ-Quit being a crabbage ass.
crabbage by Nate April 6, 2004

Crabbits 

When You have Crabs So bad you jump around cause it itches so bad. Like a rabbit
Steve 'oh man what was with Phil today"
Bob 'Dude he has a bad case of crabbits, he picked it up on spring break"
Steve "haha bitch got owned"

Crabbage Patch 

A human's genital area that appears to itch or have an itchy situation occurring; possibly due to crabs, other STDs, or simply adjusting oneself too often in public.
That dude was scratching his crabbage patch the whole time he was shopping.

crabbity 

A combination of "crabby" and "stabbity."

"Oh, do shut up Helen..."

"Wow you're really crabbity today!"
"Stay away, I'm feeling crabbity today and can do without your shit, Helen..."
crabbity by katiebunny November 21, 2017