Crabbat 

Half crab, half wombat

Chewy gristle like texture
Smells like a wombat and walks like a crab

That manky crabbat Ste is at it again

Crabbat by Lil chaz November 23, 2021

Crabbat 

Half wombat, half crab
Chewy gristle like texture

Smells like a wombat, walks like a crab, beady eyes like a gecko

That dirty crabbat Ste is at it again AHHHHHHH

Crabbat by Lil chaz November 23, 2021

crabbit 

Old Scottish slang for grumpy or miserable

Look at john. Why's he so crabbit looking?

crabbit by mississippi dave April 19, 2005

crabbage

ADJ-Having qualities of a cranky person. N- What you are full of if you are cranky.

N-You're full of crabbage. Get off your shit. ADJ-Quit being a crabbage ass.

crabbage by Nate April 6, 2004

Crabbits 

When You have Crabs So bad you jump around cause it itches so bad. Like a rabbit

Steve 'oh man what was with Phil today"
Bob 'Dude he has a bad case of crabbits, he picked it up on spring break"
Steve "haha bitch got owned"

Crabbits by Don.. silly bitches don't know who i am March 28, 2007

Crabbage Patch 

A human's genital area that appears to itch or have an itchy situation occurring; possibly due to crabs, other STDs, or simply adjusting oneself too often in public.

That dude was scratching his crabbage patch the whole time he was shopping.

Crabbage Patch by Dietheinknurse March 28, 2017

crabbity 

A combination of "crabby" and "stabbity."

"Oh, do shut up Helen..."

"Wow you're really crabbity today!"

"Stay away, I'm feeling crabbity today and can do without your shit, Helen..."

crabbity by katiebunny November 21, 2017