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Half wombat, half crab
Chewy gristle like texture

Smells like a wombat, walks like a crab, beady eyes like a gecko
That dirty crabbat Ste is at it again AHHHHHHH
Crabbat by Lil chaz November 23, 2021
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Old Scottish slang for grumpy or miserable
Look at john. Why's he so crabbit looking?
crabbit by mississippi dave April 19, 2005
ADJ-Having qualities of a cranky person. N- What you are full of if you are cranky.
N-You're full of crabbage. Get off your shit. ADJ-Quit being a crabbage ass.
crabbage by Nate April 6, 2004

Crabbits 

When You have Crabs So bad you jump around cause it itches so bad. Like a rabbit
Steve 'oh man what was with Phil today"
Bob 'Dude he has a bad case of crabbits, he picked it up on spring break"
Steve "haha bitch got owned"

Crabbage Patch 

A human's genital area that appears to itch or have an itchy situation occurring; possibly due to crabs, other STDs, or simply adjusting oneself too often in public.
That dude was scratching his crabbage patch the whole time he was shopping.
Crabbage Patch by Dietheinknurse March 28, 2017

crabbity 

A combination of "crabby" and "stabbity."

"Oh, do shut up Helen..."

"Wow you're really crabbity today!"
"Stay away, I'm feeling crabbity today and can do without your shit, Helen..."
crabbity by katiebunny November 21, 2017
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A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026
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