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Most of the time this is a Female by herself at the bar, sometimes she brings a friend. She sits there waiting for anything free; cocktails, shots, money, drugs, food... posting selfies to social forums, flirting, playing man like violin.
"Have you seen Lindsay?"
"It's Friday night, she's probably crabbing at the bar."
by slightly_decayed August 12, 2015
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A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
by Tip Tank May 14, 2011
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When a girl is sending you nudes in this position /\_/\
Bryant: Hey fel, crab for me ๐Ÿฆ€
Felicia: What's crabbing
Bryant: /\_/\
by Discord Mob Leader May 16, 2020
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When a man is urinatng in a public urinal on his own and he attempts to urinate an equal amount in each urinal by sidestepping like a crab while using hands to control urine distribution.
"I went into the urinals and there was no one there so I did a bit of crabbing"

"My attempt at crabbing was ruined by someone coming into the toilets and spotting me mid-act, they gave me a pretty dodgy look"
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The act of catching, or "fishing" for crabs.
Let's take your boat out and go crabbing this weekend.
by Andreth October 20, 2006
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The way in which a person walks sideways, particularly in a nervous situation or when feelings of anxiety overcome the body.
Peter: Hey Greg WTF just happened back there?

Greg: I dunno dude, when ever I'm walking in public on my own, especially shopping malls i get nervous and just start crabbing down the isles.
by chitmunkey October 23, 2008
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When inserting a finger into your other half's anus & a thumb in her vagina, then pinching the two together like a crab claw.
"I gave my missus a good crabbing last night, my fingers still smell now"
by Mr.Lee.Likes.Crabbing November 16, 2015
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