Nov 27 Word of the Day
A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
by Tip Tank May 14, 2011
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An unfunny, overused alternative spelling for "have". Typically used by teens and/or retards who believe it is clever.
Teen: "Can I haz that gun?"
Me: "Sure, lets HAVE you aim for your empty frontal lobe."
by Adulty January 08, 2011
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A word generally replacing and tense of have (have, had, has). It can as well be used before any verb or auxiliary verb. It may also be spelled as "has."
I haz a blanket.

I haz a Halo collector's helmet, but my roomate stole it.

He haz a blanket.

I haz can do it!

I haz jumped over the blanket.
by Sen4lifE January 23, 2010
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Haz also known as the short version of Hazza, is a is a super funny guy, who likes to play few jokes on you, but tells you the truth about it later and that he's sorry.

He's weird but in such a positive way, by making you laugh, even tho you're sad - and afterwards you just feel way better.
Haz is the greatest singer of the group and loves to do some karaoke with friends.
"you know any comedians who do singing aswell?"

"let me introduce you to haz..."
by lofiocean January 18, 2019
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A game which is to envolve a group of Jamicans rapping around in a circle. Participants are to take their turn and to throw all kinds of insults at each other. Usually, this game is to be played during lunch time to impress young school girls. This game is named after a champion rapper called "Haz" who invented this game to encourage Jamicans to show off thier talents. Unfortunately, he died due to excessive sex practice from all the young girls he got after his rapping games.
Whites: "I wish I could become a Jamican so I can play haz with all the sick kunts!"
by keke April 19, 2003
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A shortening or nickname of the last name Hazzard
Moo: Where's Haz today?
Some Cow: The r-tard probably slept in again.
by ninedone91 September 07, 2007
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