crabber 

One who receives indiscriminate blowjobs (see Jizzard). refers to spreading of lice (due to indiscriminate selection of Jizzards) that takes place during the 'milking' process.

Note: as lice are usually spread from hairy place to hairy place transferral of crabs is only likely with bearded Jizzards.

“Wheres (the) Jizzard?”
“He’s int’ bushes wit’ Crabber”
“ahh..”

(read with Yorkshire inflection)

crabber by Bundyshoveller May 28, 2006

cranberry mist 

When a girl on her period queefs and a red, bloody mist sprays out of her vagina.

I went down on my girlfriend and didn't know she starting ragging until she queefed and I caught a cranberry mist in the face.

cranberry mist by cookiesandtits April 24, 2014

Cranberry Fucknut 

Probably the best insult to use. Ever. Use it instead of dipshit, or even ass hat.

Man, you can be a real cranberry fucknut sometimes.

Cranberry Fucknut by HoodyDoodyCominInForTheBooty January 20, 2016

Sprite Cranberry 

A seasonal variation of Sprite that is truly the nectar of the gods. Most commonly drunk in thirstier times of the year. Popularized by artist DRAM and LeBron James.

Lebron: Wanna Sprite Cranberry?

Sprite Cranberry by Spaghetti-Os November 22, 2018

Sprite Cranberry 

A very rare and limited beverage. It tastes like the nectar of the gods, and those who taste it have big pp

Lebron James: wanna Sprite Cranberry?

Sprite Cranberry by Skoogled December 6, 2018

craber 

a person who jerks off under covers and chooses not to jerkoff with just his hand in his pantz

Jeb: thanks for takin all the covers Tito, well at leats i wont be a craber
Tito: huh?

craber by Craber101 March 18, 2005

Cranberry Flem

Exactly what it sounds like. The red-purple sputum that is a mixture of cranberry pulp and the excess mucus caused by irritation from drinking the acidic juice. Similar substances can come out of drinking lemon or grapefruit juice, but those tend to be a less alarming and therefore noteworthy color.

"Holy shit, did you just cough up blood?!"
"No, that's just cranberry flem; I drank some cranberry juice earlier"
"Oh... Gross"

Cranberry Flem by depressedannie September 9, 2016