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cr-apping 

to engage in app-tivities on the toilet
"What's taking you so long in the bathroom?"
"Shut it fool! I'm cr-apping! I'll be out after I update my facebook status!"
cr-apping by theoriginaljho January 14, 2015

Crapper gargoyle 

A person who stands in wait for the next stall to open up.
I was trying to take a dump.But outside the stall I could see a crapper gargoyle.Can’t they just chill out?

What’s crappening? 

Fairly elite response to anything, only people with boss energy can justify using this though

*cough* “J”

Use this phrase whenever someone greets you or acknowledges your presence as you enter some place, venue , etc

Don’t let anyone discourage using this one, it’s awesome and they lack the balls (or guts) to appreciate it
Random virgin: hey everyone

Chad boss: what’s crappening?

______

Mourning widow: oh no my husbands dead!

Chad: yo what’s crappening?

the rest of the funeral mourners: …..

Crapperpillar 

A caterpillar which appears cute until you notice the little present it has left on your hand.
"Dude look at this caterpillar I found!"

"That ain't a caterpillar, that's a crapperpillar"

"What do you mea- OH GOD YUCK!"

*Flick*
Crapperpillar by Catlius October 7, 2010

Cleveland Crappuccino

The deliberate act of 2 gay lovers purposely eating exlax chocolate to get diarrhea, and then excreting hot foamy runny shit into fancy porcelain cups then consuming each others own hot personal recipe.
Harold: Hey Freddie baby I'm in the mood
for a hot tasty treat!

Freddie: And what are you craving this time my little Perez Hilton.

Harold: Oh.. You big silly! Break out the exlax, I want another steaming hot cup of your special Cleveland Crappuccino.

crappy piece of crap 

Do you know what idubbz is?

You: What?

A CRAPPY PIECE OF CRAP!