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Brian Cowen
Taoiseach of the Republic of Ireland.He is the leader of fianna fáil, a political party with no actual political aims besides staying in power.
BILL; did you hear about those new alcohol laws they're bringing in?
BOB; yeah, they're fuckin crazy.You know, Brian Cowen used to be a toker back in the day.
BILL; really? no way, if that was the case he wouldn't have allowed such a shit law to come.
BOB; I tellin yeh man,he publicly admitted it an all.Sure, don't you know yourself, they're all just a pack of drunks from the bog. They don't care about principles, they just want to stay in power.
BILL; i suppose you're right. wanna cigarette?
BOB; (exhales smoke) gotta love these eastern european cigarettes!
BILL; hah! yeah! only a fool would pay the crazy taxes they have on cigarettes these days!
BOB; yeah, they're fuckin crazy.You know, Brian Cowen used to be a toker back in the day.
BILL; really? no way, if that was the case he wouldn't have allowed such a shit law to come.
BOB; I tellin yeh man,he publicly admitted it an all.Sure, don't you know yourself, they're all just a pack of drunks from the bog. They don't care about principles, they just want to stay in power.
BILL; i suppose you're right. wanna cigarette?
BOB; (exhales smoke) gotta love these eastern european cigarettes!
BILL; hah! yeah! only a fool would pay the crazy taxes they have on cigarettes these days!
Brian Cowen by vote dustin October 27, 2008
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cowern • cowen • Copernicus • covernment • Cowen Man • cower • cowerdly dick • @cower • Cofernus • Cokernut
covernment
An often covert conjunction of government and corporations, such that it matters less whether the combined entity is left-leaning or right-leaning. Covernments are sometimes also corrupt.
It doesn't matter whether you're left wing, or fight wing, you should still be able to see covernment corruption.
covernment by Prof. Steve Mann December 6, 2003
Joe Cowen-Richards
The biggest coolest nerd of the twentieth century. Enjoys Halo and any other video game that doesn't "suck ass".
Joe Cowen-Richards by Nakiah Yo June 27, 2011
Cowen
A tall and handsome young man who you can't help but fall in love with. He has the brains of a rocket scientist and is always willing to share his wisdom. He has a beautiful face and uses his cockiness to charm all the ladies; it may seem like his heart is made of stone but inside he has more love for one girl than anyone could ever need.
Cowen by Daydreamerrr January 12, 2012
Copernicus
Usually a know it all or someone who wastes everyones time just for the sake of displaying there knowledge of some new fangled idea or device.
Yo Copernicus....nobody gives a shit about how Al Gore invented the internet,can you just bring us our order.
Copernicus by Superdrill March 2, 2009
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