Cowen

A tall and handsome young man who you can't help but fall in love with. He has the brains of a rocket scientist and is always willing to share his wisdom. He has a beautiful face and uses his cockiness to charm all the ladies; it may seem like his heart is made of stone but inside he has more love for one girl than anyone could ever need.

'Oh look at him, Rach! He's such a Cowen!'

'Mm mm, give me a piece of that Cowen!'

Cowen by Daydreamerrr January 12, 2012

cowen

Complete whore, a totally arrogant prick who should be taken out and shot and then beaten

"Oi cowen, die horrfically"

cowen by thomas cowen January 31, 2005

Cowen

Secretly a liberal-loving, tree-huggin hippy.

"Oi! Cowen! Go kill yourself."

Cowen by Guess Again March 19, 2005

cowen

a stupid little bitchboy who just desperately wants to be fucked by a middleaged dilf, doesn't have any common sense, and gets himself into the worst possible situations.

"oh my fucking god, cowen's back on his bullshit again."

cowen by Joofy Popz January 7, 2022

Cowen Man 

Ah Cowen man is a man who does rel horn 🙍♀.

He will fw you, yuh best fren and yuh sister.

If you an yuh Cowen man fallout thys it fuh you dey yuh officially single an dho expect him to wait fuh alyur to get good and back tgt cuz he will horn yuh desperate ass!!!

Worst part bout having ah Cowen man is if alyur done you hadda see him all d mc time! And all ah dem ugly no ass but dey wet as fuck.

You see that boi dey? He's go Cowen and he wet like water! Dem bush gyal dem like ugly fucks like Cowen man.

Cowen Man by b0nelesspizza June 4, 2018

Cowen Man 

Cowen man is the best man to have because they don’t horn and do stupidness like that. Them man rell loyal beaches they would use the same pencil from Form 1 to 5. So if yuh looking for a good man date a Cowen man…

Girl you should date Jaden because he’s a Cowen man

Cowen Man by H m m m November 19, 2023

Brian Cowen 

Taoiseach of the Republic of Ireland.He is the leader of fianna fáil, a political party with no actual political aims besides staying in power.

BILL; did you hear about those new alcohol laws they're bringing in?

BOB; yeah, they're fuckin crazy.You know, Brian Cowen used to be a toker back in the day.

BILL; really? no way, if that was the case he wouldn't have allowed such a shit law to come.

BOB; I tellin yeh man,he publicly admitted it an all.Sure, don't you know yourself, they're all just a pack of drunks from the bog. They don't care about principles, they just want to stay in power.

BILL; i suppose you're right. wanna cigarette?

BOB; (exhales smoke) gotta love these eastern european cigarettes!

BILL; hah! yeah! only a fool would pay the crazy taxes they have on cigarettes these days!

Brian Cowen by vote dustin October 27, 2008