cow pussy

Literal translation of the popular Chinese phrase 牛逼 (pronunciation: Niu Bi). Means "awesome" or "dope."

Dude, that film was so niubi (cow pussy) man.

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The act of having your pants tightly snug around full fudge load, creating a protruding shape similar to a heifer's vagina.

Every time Grucker steps foot in an airplane he always has the best cow pussy.

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Boast

An act of talking with excessive pride and self-satisfaction

Tom: I won Jackpot last night.
Jack: Blow Cow Pussy!

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Pussy Cow 

An animal which Cal Worthinton of Cal Worthington Ford refers to within a jingle about selling automobiles.

"if you wanna buy a truck.... PUSSY COW!!!!"

Pussy Cow by Anonymous February 10, 2003

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The Vagina on a Transgender woman. It either looks like a really hairy belly button or like a gaping cow vagina after birthing a calf. Very typical of the kind of vaginas Trannie's recieved from sex changes in the 70's and early eighties...See Sulka, Trannie from the Video "Divine Attrocities." Also women whose vaginas have already seen better days; usually after having had 5 kids.

I went in for sexual reassingment surgery and ended up with a cow pasture pussy.

I can smuggle Vicodin, Roach Pills and Valium from Mexico in my cow pasture pussy and pass through customs.

I found wild hallucinagenic mushrooms in your mom's cow pature pussy.

cow pasture pussy by Blu Finger April 6, 2008

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cowpussy 

A fat bitch's gigantic cooter, usually a big hairy mound of pubis with wide, flabby meat curtains. Cowpussy is best suited for fisting and animal husbandry, or stuffing with toys, fruit or huge cock.

That cunt I picked up hoggin last night had an enormous cowpussy - I thought it was going to swallow me whole!

cowpussy by assymouth September 25, 2009