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cow pussy
The act of having your pants tightly snug around full fudge load, creating a protruding shape similar to a heifer's vagina.
cow pussy by Ace Middlemist August 25, 2007
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blow cow pussy by Winner2017 January 24, 2017
Pussy Cow
An animal which Cal Worthinton of Cal Worthington Ford refers to within a jingle about selling automobiles.
cow pasture pussy
The Vagina on a Transgender woman. It either looks like a really hairy belly button or like a gaping cow vagina after birthing a calf. Very typical of the kind of vaginas Trannie's recieved from sex changes in the 70's and early eighties...See Sulka, Trannie from the Video "Divine Attrocities." Also women whose vaginas have already seen better days; usually after having had 5 kids.
I went in for sexual reassingment surgery and ended up with a cow pasture pussy.
I can smuggle Vicodin, Roach Pills and Valium from Mexico in my cow pasture pussy and pass through customs.
I found wild hallucinagenic mushrooms in your mom's cow pature pussy.
I can smuggle Vicodin, Roach Pills and Valium from Mexico in my cow pasture pussy and pass through customs.
I found wild hallucinagenic mushrooms in your mom's cow pature pussy.
cow pasture pussy by Blu Finger April 6, 2008
cowpussy
A fat bitch's gigantic cooter, usually a big hairy mound of pubis with wide, flabby meat curtains. Cowpussy is best suited for fisting and animal husbandry, or stuffing with toys, fruit or huge cock.
That cunt I picked up hoggin last night had an enormous cowpussy - I thought it was going to swallow me whole!
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026
Witch Bath
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026