A holiday for bland white people which coincides with Cinco de Mayo. After pretending to be Irish on St. Patrick's Day, we get to pretend to be Mexican, but not really, on Cinco de Miowa.
Whitey #1: Happy Cinco de Miowa! Would you like some nachos?
Whitey #2: I'd love some. But make sure there's no peppers in them, I can't handle anything hot.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.