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covincing

The skill of being extremely good at persuading your employer that you need lots of time off because you have Covid.
Person 1: What! Isn't this the third time this year that Jack has got two week's sick leave due to having Covid?
Person 2: Yeah, he's incredibly covincing.
by simonfm February 7, 2022
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Coviding

1. Taking precautions to prevent the infection and spread of COVID-19.
"I'm still Coviding so I won't be attending the party."

"We wear masks everywhere indoors. Are you still Coviding?"
by we'llgetthere December 21, 2022
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covincibility complex

A person’s faulty belief that social distancing does not apply to them because they cannot catch the COVID-19 virus.
“My 81-year old dad is still going to church and volunteering at the nursing home through this craziness... he has a covincibility complex.”

“Dad, please stay home!” “Why? I am healthy and never get sick.” “OK ENOUGH with the covincibility complex!”
by Macycat March 28, 2020
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coinciGod

A noun which suggests that an event which could be attributed to a coincidence could have benefited from unseen, possibly Divine Assistance.

The Source of the Divine Assistance is undefined. It could be from the cosmos itself (destiny) or from a deity (i.e., God, Goddess, All That Is, Krisna, Shiva, The One Mind, The Tao, Great Spirit, All My Relations, etc.)
Meeting you here after all these years was a coinciGod.

My car just broke down and my cell phone is dead. I'm hoping for a coinciGod.
by StarseekerA November 11, 2009
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concing

Short name for concussion jumping, or, using concussion grenades to perform trickjumps in the half-life mod, Team Fortress Classic. Started out with easy crap such as concmap_r, and now there are maps that are so fucking huge, you would go insane trying them.
"Who's up for some concing on concmap_cze_r?"
by Sam August 6, 2004
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cumvincing

The act of persuading your partner or anyone really into a sexual act
I wasn't going to go home with Brandon last night but he was very cumvincing!
by RachetChuey April 23, 2021
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Coinling

Resident of Planet Nickel, Dime or Coin (With a rare exception of being from Planet Quarter)

- Though Penny People may try to impersonate Coinlings, due to their lack of residency of any of the listed planets, they are not considered to be Coinlings.
"Oh, you have a coinling accent! Are you from Planet Coin?"
by JankerJunky March 13, 2023
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