concing 

Short name for concussion jumping, or, using concussion grenades to perform trickjumps in the half-life mod, Team Fortress Classic. Started out with easy crap such as concmap_r, and now there are maps that are so fucking huge, you would go insane trying them.

"Who's up for some concing on concmap_cze_r?"

concing by Sam August 6, 2004

Heapage Contingency

When you add a little bit to your calculations for ball leeway

"I'm gonna say 121 plus some Heapage Contingency"

Heapage Contingency by Cretzel April 12, 2021

Contingency plan 

Noun: A plan saved for the worst case scenario, or a backup plan.

According to Sarge from the popular web series Red Vs. Blue, what a shotgun to the face could be considered.

Griff: "And if the plan doesn't work?"
Sarge: "I've got a contingency plan."
Griff: "A shotgun to the face is not a contingency plan. I keep telling you that."
Sarge: "Of course it is! Just look how well it works for insubordination!"

Contingency plan by N00berson McGee December 26, 2011

masturbatory contingency 

The natural mental ability all people possess that allows them to quickly and dynamically assess the situation and environment they are in to decide whether or not it is practical to masturbate at the exact moment in time.

My mother wasn't due to be back home for another 10 minutes, so I thought I'd slip in a quick wank. However, masturbatory contingency told me that it wasn't worth taking any chance of her walking in on me.

masturbatory contingency by Scekhcsy Foxmonk August 8, 2010

coneing 

The art of grabbing a McDonalds ice-cream cone from the ice cream end just to weird out the McDonalds Worker. can also be done various other ways such as scooping the ice cream onto you face for warrior paint

Did you see that maccas workers face when we were coneing them the other day!

coneing by motownbroooooo June 14, 2011

uni-coning 

The act of purchasing an ice cream cone, asking the man/woman at the drive through window if they believe in unicorns, and after their response you immediately smash the ice cream cone on your forehead screaming "Believe!!!!!"

Amy and Sandra went uni-coning at mcdonalds, getting ice cream all over their faces!

uni-coning by LainaDee August 23, 2011

Winter Contingency 

WINTER CONTINGENCY is an official United Nations Space Command emergency plan that deals with situations where Covenant forces have become aware of or are invading a UEG colony. It was first mentioned in the UNSCDF Instruction EM-277 on March 10, 2526.

Carter: "Colonel, this is Noble One. There are no rebels. The Covenant are on Reach. Acknowledge?"
Holland: "Come again, Noble One? Did you say Covenant?"
Carter-A259: "Affirmative. It's the WINTER CONTINGENCY."
Holland: "May God help us all."

Winter Contingency by itchywetscrotum July 27, 2021