by RachetChuey April 23, 2021
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Person 1: What! Isn't this the third time this year that Jack has got two week's sick leave due to having Covid?
Person 2: Yeah, he's incredibly covincing.
Person 2: Yeah, he's incredibly covincing.
by simonfm February 7, 2022
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When the shit brew is convincing enough to make you think it’ll be quick and painless but turns out it was bluffing.
(2) When you’re convinced you have to shit but it’s just a stuck butt sneeze.
(2) When you’re convinced you have to shit but it’s just a stuck butt sneeze.
Jim: hey Larry, why were you in the bathroom for so long?
Larry: idk man I thought I was gonna get some relief, but as it turns out, that was one convincing shit.
Larry: idk man I thought I was gonna get some relief, but as it turns out, that was one convincing shit.
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Get the Convincingness mug.The fallacy of assuming that it's possible to convince or argue with anyone about anything—even the most absurd, unacceptable, or monstrous positions—through sufficient rationality, evidence, and persuasion. The fallacy ignores that some positions are not reached through reason and cannot be dislodged by it. You cannot argue someone out of a position they didn't argue themselves into. The defender of slavery, the apologist for genocide, the advocate of racist policies—these are not positions that yield to evidence because they were not based on evidence. The Fallacy of Invisible Convincing is beloved of those who believe that all disagreement is misunderstanding, that all conflict can be resolved through dialogue, that the only problem is insufficient communication. It's a noble fallacy, but a fallacy nonetheless.
Example: "He spent years trying to convince his racist uncle that racism was wrong—studies, arguments, personal stories, everything. Nothing worked. The Fallacy of Invisible Convincing had promised that reason would prevail; reason didn't. Some positions are not reachable by argument because they were not reached by argument. He finally understood: you can't reason someone out of something they didn't reason themselves into."
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