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coultas

A bald middle aged white man, see racist in dictionary. Usually found on a farm screwing chickens or in a high school engineering teacher.
He such a Coultas.
by 122345556 November 17, 2017
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Courtasia

Courtasia is a nice person and she is mean(when you trynna be cool or you getting on her nerves). She thicc but not all the way there yet. She doesn’t f*ck with the drama, she got hands(she can fight) really attractive, makes friends easily, funny and a cool person.People love courtasia and there is people that always surround her.
Him:She thick,nice but mean and she attractive and funny.What’s her name?

Friends: Oh that’s Courtasia
by BhadBaeTasia December 17, 2019
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Cooltastik

Avid watcher of Starsky & Hutch. Professional Dancer known for his signature "Hand-Over-Hand-Tuggo-man!" Sworn Disco Enemies with "Dancin Rick" =|D.
That is a Cooltastik Dance Move
by Starskyhtuchlolrickas November 2, 2013
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Cooltastic

Her cooltastic level just went down five points!
by Your Face Loses The Game February 14, 2010
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Cultastic

The religion of Cultastic; founded sometime in the early 21st Century by enigmatic leader Rollsy, and his band of devout followers.
Cultasticans practice Cultasticism by devotion to "the 5 Ways", and come from a diverse background.
Cultastic has spread to the four corners of the globe, with reported income to be in the high hundreds of dollars each year.
Peace brother, I'm a Cultastican. Give me the secret handshake.
by rollsy July 9, 2006
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Coultard chinitis

A physical handicap, characterised by an extremely wide chin. The affliction is named after Mclaren Grand Prix driver, David Coultard, who has the most serious case documented thus far.
News just in; Grand Prix driver, David Coultard has been sacked by racing outfit Mclaren. It was said that pre-season testing had not gone well as planned, as Coultard's battle with chinitis, had left the team with an aerodynamic quandry. Apart from modifications having had to be made to the wind tunnel, in order for the Grand Prix veteran's chin to have enough clearance room, adjustments to the rear wing were fruitless, as they could not compensate for chin mediated resistance and drag factors.
Team owner Ron Dennis said: "David and I have discussed the decission at length. It is unfortunate. I do not want to sound uncompassionate, but there is literally no room for chinitis in motor sport"
Coultard is said to be undergoing chinitis treatment, starting with a chin hypoplasmia opporation. If all goes well, Coultard can expect a 5 inch reduction in chin girth. This may tept Minardi into offering him a contract, although possible contraindications to the proceedure such as massively increased testicular size, may hinder entrance and exit from the cock pit.
by Finesilver January 17, 2005
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Cougtastic

\coog-tas-tic\
A cougar who demonstrates extaordinary levels of tackiness and/or hotness usually by choosing fashions which ceased to be age-appropriate years ago. She is often characterized as a woman over 40, who has obviously had multiple plastic surgery procedures, usually involving breast augmentation and lip plumping, and who wears a tube top with Bebe spelled in rinestones, a leopard-print minidress or any other equally skimpy and tasteless outfit with 5 inch clear-plastic heels.
The Melvn: Hey, check out that cougar standing by the bar.
Amie: The one in the tasteful cocktail dress?
The Melvin: No, the one in the Bebe tube top with huge fake cans. She is cougtastic!
by The_Melvin April 2, 2010
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