A numerical value assigned to a female which, on a scale of 1 to 10, reflects her level of hotness when taking into account her engagement in lesbian or bisexual activity.
The value is determined by first assigning the female a hotness value between 1 and 10, with 1 being the least hot and 10 being the most hot. Then, take that value and multiply it by the power equal to the sum of 1 + the number of females with whom she is engaging in lesbian or bisexual activity.
This value is useful in determining to what extent a female's hotness value is increased by simply performing sexual acts with other women. Practically, this formula is useful for a male to determine whether or not he would have sex with a woman or women whose hotness value(s) alone is/are not acceptable, but who is/are engaging or may engage in lesbian or bisexual activity.
The value is determined by first assigning the female a hotness value between 1 and 10, with 1 being the least hot and 10 being the most hot. Then, take that value and multiply it by the power equal to the sum of 1 + the number of females with whom she is engaging in lesbian or bisexual activity.
This value is useful in determining to what extent a female's hotness value is increased by simply performing sexual acts with other women. Practically, this formula is useful for a male to determine whether or not he would have sex with a woman or women whose hotness value(s) alone is/are not acceptable, but who is/are engaging or may engage in lesbian or bisexual activity.
In the examples below, assume that Sally and Brenda both have hotness values which meet my minimum threshold for sex without taking into account their hotness factor.
Example 1. Jane's hotness value is 3. I would not have sex with Jane alone. Now, Jane is going down on Sally. Take 3 to the power of 1 + 1, or 3 squared. Jane's HOTNESS FACTOR is 9. I would now have sex with Jane and Sally.
Example 2. Jane's hotness value is 2. I would not have sex with just Jane. Now, Jane is going down on Sally. Take 2 to the power of 1+1, or 2 squared. Jane's HOTNESS FACTOR is 4. I still would not have sex with Jane.
Example 3. Same facts as example 2, but now Brenda has joined Jane and Sally. Take 2 to the power of 1+2, or 2 cubed. Jane's HOTNESS FACTOR is now 8. I would have sex with Jane, Sally and Brenda.
Example 1. Jane's hotness value is 3. I would not have sex with Jane alone. Now, Jane is going down on Sally. Take 3 to the power of 1 + 1, or 3 squared. Jane's HOTNESS FACTOR is 9. I would now have sex with Jane and Sally.
Example 2. Jane's hotness value is 2. I would not have sex with just Jane. Now, Jane is going down on Sally. Take 2 to the power of 1+1, or 2 squared. Jane's HOTNESS FACTOR is 4. I still would not have sex with Jane.
Example 3. Same facts as example 2, but now Brenda has joined Jane and Sally. Take 2 to the power of 1+2, or 2 cubed. Jane's HOTNESS FACTOR is now 8. I would have sex with Jane, Sally and Brenda.
by The_Melvin April 02, 2010
One who will do anything to further his own personal interests without regard for the impact his actions will have on the interests of his "friends" or colleagues. Buddyfuckers cannot be trusted to "do the right thing" and have no regard for abstract principles such as ethics or morals.
This title is used frequently in the U.S. Naval Aviation community. When speaking discreetly, Aviators may say "buddy is only half of a word."
This title is used frequently in the U.S. Naval Aviation community. When speaking discreetly, Aviators may say "buddy is only half of a word."
I can't believe Brad tried to steal my job just so he could get a bonus; he is such a buddyfucker!
I can't believe Brad tried to steal my job just so he could get a bonus; to him, buddy is only half of a word.
I can't believe Brad tried to steal my job just so he could get a bonus; to him, buddy is only half of a word.
by The_Melvin April 02, 2010
\coog-tas-tic\
A cougar who demonstrates extaordinary levels of tackiness and/or hotness usually by choosing fashions which ceased to be age-appropriate years ago. She is often characterized as a woman over 40, who has obviously had multiple plastic surgery procedures, usually involving breast augmentation and lip plumping, and who wears a tube top with Bebe spelled in rinestones, a leopard-print minidress or any other equally skimpy and tasteless outfit with 5 inch clear-plastic heels.
A cougar who demonstrates extaordinary levels of tackiness and/or hotness usually by choosing fashions which ceased to be age-appropriate years ago. She is often characterized as a woman over 40, who has obviously had multiple plastic surgery procedures, usually involving breast augmentation and lip plumping, and who wears a tube top with Bebe spelled in rinestones, a leopard-print minidress or any other equally skimpy and tasteless outfit with 5 inch clear-plastic heels.
The Melvn: Hey, check out that cougar standing by the bar.
Amie: The one in the tasteful cocktail dress?
The Melvin: No, the one in the Bebe tube top with huge fake cans. She is cougtastic!
Amie: The one in the tasteful cocktail dress?
The Melvin: No, the one in the Bebe tube top with huge fake cans. She is cougtastic!
by The_Melvin April 02, 2010