couche'd
To cause a tremendous amount of financial burden by backing out of a situation at the last possible second, resulting in lost deposits, and a lost opportunity to save money.
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COUCH'D
To be completly worthless on a couch, bed, floor ect; unable to move ; drained of energy or effectiveness; extremely tired; completely exhausted due to the consumption/smoking of marijuana.
Mostly caused by the excessive use of fatty blunts, bong rips, fatty Joints ect.
Mostly caused by the excessive use of fatty blunts, bong rips, fatty Joints ect.
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couched • couch dolphin • couch dancing • COUCH'D • couch dragon • Couch Dwellers • Couchy’d • Couch Dating • COUCH DAY • Couch Dent
Couchy’d
Couchy’d by PureDeadGaming August 18, 2023
D-Couch
D-Couch by John (Mickey D) July 22, 2007
I'd fuck that couch
A covert way of saying "I'd tap that ass" or "I'd hit that" were the "couch" equates to the the woman you you want to have sex with or the vagina you want to explore. Derived from Dave Chapelles "Chapelle Show" from his Charlie Murphy / Rick James skit.
I'd fuck that couch by Joshua the sexiest beast alive January 5, 2012
Couch Dwellers
The Theater/Music/Kids who don't shower, who reside in the Grand View University student centers on the couches.
The Trends of the Stereotypical Couch Dweller
-General Dirty Look/Lack of Hygiene
-Have Horrible Haircuts/Style
-Have No Social Cues or No Verbal Filter
-Talk About Sexual Things Constantly
-Enjoy Quoting Horrible Movies
-Are involved in all the clubs that promote diversity and including people, yet are very judgmental and not very inclusive
-The men dwellers enjoy putting down the woman dwellers and using slang against them
-Dwellers have spent at least one night in the GVU Student Center Couch area
-Enjoy D&D and other Role Playing Video games and are most likely involved in L.A.I.R.E (See movie Role Models)
The Dwellers have named themselves "The Circle"
If you walk within twenty feet of the dwellers prepare for the sexual slang and curse word you will hear
The Dwellers will try and suck your soul if sit in their area, beware of spells that they will curse on you and of the foul odor they well send your direction
Scientists have been debating on the origin of the couch dwellers for centuries, but the majority of them agree that they came from abyss that is a High School Band room
The Trends of the Stereotypical Couch Dweller
-General Dirty Look/Lack of Hygiene
-Have Horrible Haircuts/Style
-Have No Social Cues or No Verbal Filter
-Talk About Sexual Things Constantly
-Enjoy Quoting Horrible Movies
-Are involved in all the clubs that promote diversity and including people, yet are very judgmental and not very inclusive
-The men dwellers enjoy putting down the woman dwellers and using slang against them
-Dwellers have spent at least one night in the GVU Student Center Couch area
-Enjoy D&D and other Role Playing Video games and are most likely involved in L.A.I.R.E (See movie Role Models)
The Dwellers have named themselves "The Circle"
If you walk within twenty feet of the dwellers prepare for the sexual slang and curse word you will hear
The Dwellers will try and suck your soul if sit in their area, beware of spells that they will curse on you and of the foul odor they well send your direction
Scientists have been debating on the origin of the couch dwellers for centuries, but the majority of them agree that they came from abyss that is a High School Band room
Couch Dwellers by Concerned GVU Citizen September 28, 2011
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