To be completly worthless on a couch, bed, floor ect; unable to move ; drained of energy or effectiveness; extremely tired; completely exhausted due to the consumption/smoking of marijuana.
Mostly caused by the excessive use of fatty blunts, bong rips, fatty Joints ect.
Mostly caused by the excessive use of fatty blunts, bong rips, fatty Joints ect.
That was a thick ass blunt, I can´t get up man. im COUCH'D
Pepheeee
MEGA BLUNTS are usually guarnteed to get you COUCH'D
Pepheeee
MEGA BLUNTS are usually guarnteed to get you COUCH'D
by Pepheee February 18, 2007
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by John (Mickey D) July 22, 2007
Get the D-Couch mug.A covert way of saying "I'd tap that ass" or "I'd hit that" were the "couch" equates to the the woman you you want to have sex with or the vagina you want to explore. Derived from Dave Chapelles "Chapelle Show" from his Charlie Murphy / Rick James skit.
by Joshua the sexiest beast alive January 5, 2012
Get the I'd fuck that couch mug.The Theater/Music/Kids who don't shower, who reside in the Grand View University student centers on the couches.
The Trends of the Stereotypical Couch Dweller
-General Dirty Look/Lack of Hygiene
-Have Horrible Haircuts/Style
-Have No Social Cues or No Verbal Filter
-Talk About Sexual Things Constantly
-Enjoy Quoting Horrible Movies
-Are involved in all the clubs that promote diversity and including people, yet are very judgmental and not very inclusive
-The men dwellers enjoy putting down the woman dwellers and using slang against them
-Dwellers have spent at least one night in the GVU Student Center Couch area
-Enjoy D&D and other Role Playing Video games and are most likely involved in L.A.I.R.E (See movie Role Models)
The Dwellers have named themselves "The Circle"
If you walk within twenty feet of the dwellers prepare for the sexual slang and curse word you will hear
The Dwellers will try and suck your soul if sit in their area, beware of spells that they will curse on you and of the foul odor they well send your direction
Scientists have been debating on the origin of the couch dwellers for centuries, but the majority of them agree that they came from abyss that is a High School Band room
The Trends of the Stereotypical Couch Dweller
-General Dirty Look/Lack of Hygiene
-Have Horrible Haircuts/Style
-Have No Social Cues or No Verbal Filter
-Talk About Sexual Things Constantly
-Enjoy Quoting Horrible Movies
-Are involved in all the clubs that promote diversity and including people, yet are very judgmental and not very inclusive
-The men dwellers enjoy putting down the woman dwellers and using slang against them
-Dwellers have spent at least one night in the GVU Student Center Couch area
-Enjoy D&D and other Role Playing Video games and are most likely involved in L.A.I.R.E (See movie Role Models)
The Dwellers have named themselves "The Circle"
If you walk within twenty feet of the dwellers prepare for the sexual slang and curse word you will hear
The Dwellers will try and suck your soul if sit in their area, beware of spells that they will curse on you and of the foul odor they well send your direction
Scientists have been debating on the origin of the couch dwellers for centuries, but the majority of them agree that they came from abyss that is a High School Band room
by Concerned GVU Citizen September 28, 2011
Get the Couch Dwellers mug.noun. also known as LCD. it's the state of fatigue, or the feeling of being disoriented after sleeping on a leather couch.
guy #2: hey you want to go for a run?
guy #1: sorry bro, i got a bad case of Leather Couch Disease...
mom: chuck! i told you to unload the dishwater 30 minutes ago!
chuck: mom, when you told me that i was under the influence of some serious LCD.
guy #1: sorry bro, i got a bad case of Leather Couch Disease...
mom: chuck! i told you to unload the dishwater 30 minutes ago!
chuck: mom, when you told me that i was under the influence of some serious LCD.
by Brent Handles February 21, 2009
Get the Leather Couch Disease mug.The process of becoming intoxicated at a party while remaining within the confines of a couch. The couch does one of two things; the first is that it enhances and disguises the level of intoxication until one gets up to go to the bathroom, to break the seal (not recommended), and the true level of drunkenness is exposed.
The second and perhaps the most useful aspect of being couch drunk is the way girls view you. As opposed to being that creeper dude trying to fuck anything that moves (skaggs), you simply display yourself as one who does not care about anything. especially bitches. That act of ignoring is the very thing that draws them in.
-MC
-BRONX
The second and perhaps the most useful aspect of being couch drunk is the way girls view you. As opposed to being that creeper dude trying to fuck anything that moves (skaggs), you simply display yourself as one who does not care about anything. especially bitches. That act of ignoring is the very thing that draws them in.
-MC
-BRONX
"Yo What you doing tonight" "Shit just headed over to the house getting mad couch drunk" "word"
"ay is your girl coming out with you tonight?" "na man just looking to get real couch drunk"
"ay is your girl coming out with you tonight?" "na man just looking to get real couch drunk"
by TCPcouchdrunkcrew August 31, 2011
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