D-Couch 

An alternate word for "Douch" used to referring to somebody and/or thing. Pronounced "Dee Couch".

Chris: John dont talk to Tim.
John : Why not?
Chris: Because he is a D-Couch.
John: Oh! I see!

D-Couch by John (Mickey D) July 22, 2007

COUCH'D 

To be completly worthless on a couch, bed, floor ect; unable to move ; drained of energy or effectiveness; extremely tired; completely exhausted due to the consumption/smoking of marijuana.
Mostly caused by the excessive use of fatty blunts, bong rips, fatty Joints ect.

That was a thick ass blunt, I can´t get up man. im COUCH'D
Pepheeee

MEGA BLUNTS are usually guarnteed to get you COUCH'D

COUCH'D by Pepheee February 18, 2007

couch'd 

when you have been given a couch slap.

i was couch'd when that guy gave me a couch slap.

couch'd by RJ, Jacek December 29, 2007

I'd fuck that couch 

A covert way of saying "I'd tap that ass" or "I'd hit that" were the "couch" equates to the the woman you you want to have sex with or the vagina you want to explore. Derived from Dave Chapelles "Chapelle Show" from his Charlie Murphy / Rick James skit.

"Yo, check that out son... I'd fuck that couch."

I'd fuck that couch by Joshua the sexiest beast alive January 5, 2012

couche'd 

To cause a tremendous amount of financial burden by backing out of a situation at the last possible second, resulting in lost deposits, and a lost opportunity to save money.

One day after signing over a deposit, that son of a bitch couche'd me. Couche really is one letter away from being a douche. Damn Amherst kids.

couche'd by CMIF LM April 1, 2013

Coach D 

The best teacher in the whole universe

Coach D uses the correct pronouns for all her students, we stan.

Coach D by thenuggetsidekick April 22, 2021

Couchy’d 

To get so drunk day after day your wife kicks you out the bed and you now live on the couch.

I got so Couchy’s this weekend that’s me moved onto the couch.

Who wants to get Couchy’d?

Couchy’d by PureDeadGaming August 18, 2023