A mean bitch that just sits on the couch all day smoking. And bitching about something she makes no effort in changing
Man that new girlfriend is. A dam couch dragon she's getting expensive.
by Mr sauve February 4, 2016
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A mean woman who sits on the couch all day smoking cigarettes/drugs doing nothing but complaining about the problems in her life that she chooses to do nothing about then don't even put out at the end of the day
Man that chick my friend hooks up with is one hell of a couch dragon
by Mr sauve February 8, 2016
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