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Covparanoid
When your paranoia that might or might not have already exited has gone from 1 to 100 due to COV19/Coronavirus and covidiots who are our before it’s safe. And the fact that this looks like a never ending story and with no light at the end of the tunnel makes you wonder what life is and who you are. Time for some mental health. Also stop reading/watching the news.
Yo I’m definitely covparanoid! The masks, the gloves, the covidiots.. not helping. This Covparanoia is real yo!
Eeyyyy I need to re-read uncle Charla’s books to get some mental health!
Eeyyyy I need to re-read uncle Charla’s books to get some mental health!
Covparanoid by 50ft Pchs May 4, 2020
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Coparazzi
Coparazzi
Obsessive cop groupies whose lives are so pathetically uninteresting that they stalk police officers. Coparazzi enjoy equipping themselves with as much authentic police paraphernalia as they can manage to get their claws on. Including, but not limited to; expensive portable police scanners, telescoping batons, high powered tasers, guns etcetera... Coparazzi are always ready to mobilize so they can be the first at even the most boring police calls to schmooze with real cops, take invasive photographs of police officers, criminals & victims. Coparazzi are often frustrated old badge cougars who make a nuisance of themselves hanging out at police stations and crime scenes in their aggressive pursuit of drama, imagined glory and, of course, their ultimate goal: sex with as many cops as possible.
Obsessive cop groupies whose lives are so pathetically uninteresting that they stalk police officers. Coparazzi enjoy equipping themselves with as much authentic police paraphernalia as they can manage to get their claws on. Including, but not limited to; expensive portable police scanners, telescoping batons, high powered tasers, guns etcetera... Coparazzi are always ready to mobilize so they can be the first at even the most boring police calls to schmooze with real cops, take invasive photographs of police officers, criminals & victims. Coparazzi are often frustrated old badge cougars who make a nuisance of themselves hanging out at police stations and crime scenes in their aggressive pursuit of drama, imagined glory and, of course, their ultimate goal: sex with as many cops as possible.
I passed a horrible accident when I was driving to work and the coparazzi were all over it flashing away victimizing the victims yet again.
comparably pedantic
"If your statement was never supposed to be read as anything more than a synonym for 'Russia is not good and not our friend' then sorry for being comparably pedantic, I guess.
comparably pedantic by JormanThoad February 24, 2017
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luca cosaratto
the most macho man of all time
all men strive to be like luca cosaratto
his presence shocks men and women of all backgrounds and ages
all men strive to be like luca cosaratto
his presence shocks men and women of all backgrounds and ages
“oh my god is that luca cosaratto?”
“my girlfriend left me for some guy”
“really, what was his name?”
“luca cosaratto”
“my girlfriend left me for some guy”
“really, what was his name?”
“luca cosaratto”
luca cosaratto by s0urpierogy March 31, 2022
theory of comparative girls
When a halfway-decent looking girl hangs out with a very unattractive girl in order to make herself look attractive.
"Did you see that picture with Emma last night? She looked so hot!"
"Nah, she's just using the theory of comparative girls to make herself look better by standing next to that fat chick."
"Nah, she's just using the theory of comparative girls to make herself look better by standing next to that fat chick."
theory of comparative girls by warriorlax1220 November 6, 2011
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Slop Grenade
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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