6 definitions by warriorlax1220
by warriorlax1220 January 11, 2009
When a halfway-decent looking girl hangs out with a very unattractive girl in order to make herself look attractive.
"Did you see that picture with Emma last night? She looked so hot!"
"Nah, she's just using the theory of comparative girls to make herself look better by standing next to that fat chick."
"Nah, she's just using the theory of comparative girls to make herself look better by standing next to that fat chick."
by warriorlax1220 November 6, 2011
A phrase from the movie, Borat, coined by Borat himself in reference to his brother Bilo and sister Natalya.
"My sister, she show her vazhin, to, my brother Bilo, and she say, "You will never get this! You will never get this! La la la la la!" She all behind her cage, she crazy crazy, everybody laugh, you will never get this. But then one day, he break a cage, and he get this! And we all laugh. High five!
by warriorlax1220 January 13, 2009
To make an ass out of yourself in front of females, usually while in a delirious or dehydrated state.
by warriorlax1220 January 13, 2009
The performing of a lap dance from a female to a male when that male LAPS (hence why it's called a lap dance) a female in track races usually a mile or more. Instead of moving over to let the boy pass, this new process shall be instituted to make races more pleasurable.
by warriorlax1220 May 17, 2009
by warriorlax1220 January 11, 2009