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Covparanoid 

When your paranoia that might or might not have already exited has gone from 1 to 100 due to COV19/Coronavirus and covidiots who are our before it’s safe. And the fact that this looks like a never ending story and with no light at the end of the tunnel makes you wonder what life is and who you are. Time for some mental health. Also stop reading/watching the news.
Yo I’m definitely covparanoid! The masks, the gloves, the covidiots.. not helping. This Covparanoia is real yo!

Eeyyyy I need to re-read uncle Charla’s books to get some mental health!
Covparanoid by 50ft Pchs May 4, 2020

comparably pedantic 

When two assholes try to out-asshole each other in an Internet bitch fight.
"If your statement was never supposed to be read as anything more than a synonym for 'Russia is not good and not our friend' then sorry for being comparably pedantic, I guess.
comparably pedantic by JormanThoad February 24, 2017

Companda 

It's a companion.

It's a panda.

Companda!
Meet my Companda.
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Companda by distrbnce March 16, 2005

Comparing answers 

Code words for cheating. Often used in educational settings and always done in the 3 minutes before class.
Example 1:
*Teacher walks by 2 kids doing homework*
Teacher: Is that chapter 15 due next period?
Kids: Yea, were comparing answers to further our education and brainstorm possible class discussion questions.
Example 2:
Greg: Here, lets compare answers. Unfortunately, I got all blanks.
Comparing answers by The Fo November 20, 2007

theory of comparative girls 

When a halfway-decent looking girl hangs out with a very unattractive girl in order to make herself look attractive.
"Did you see that picture with Emma last night? She looked so hot!"

"Nah, she's just using the theory of comparative girls to make herself look better by standing next to that fat chick."

comparamore

To compare, often unfairly, a band, usually one with a female singer, to the band Paramore.
"Dude have you heard this band? They sound like Paramore!"
"Don't be such an ignorant, narrow minded douche and comparamore them!"
comparamore by Dick McCready January 30, 2009