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Covparanoid
When your paranoia that might or might not have already exited has gone from 1 to 100 due to COV19/Coronavirus and covidiots who are our before it’s safe. And the fact that this looks like a never ending story and with no light at the end of the tunnel makes you wonder what life is and who you are. Time for some mental health. Also stop reading/watching the news.
Yo I’m definitely covparanoid! The masks, the gloves, the covidiots.. not helping. This Covparanoia is real yo!
Eeyyyy I need to re-read uncle Charla’s books to get some mental health!
Eeyyyy I need to re-read uncle Charla’s books to get some mental health!
Covparanoid by 50ft Pchs May 4, 2020
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comparably pedantic
"If your statement was never supposed to be read as anything more than a synonym for 'Russia is not good and not our friend' then sorry for being comparably pedantic, I guess.
comparably pedantic by JormanThoad February 24, 2017
Companda
Meet my Companda.
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Comparing answers
Code words for cheating. Often used in educational settings and always done in the 3 minutes before class.
Example 1:
*Teacher walks by 2 kids doing homework*
Teacher: Is that chapter 15 due next period?
Kids: Yea, were comparing answers to further our education and brainstorm possible class discussion questions.
Example 2:
Greg: Here, lets compare answers. Unfortunately, I got all blanks.
*Teacher walks by 2 kids doing homework*
Teacher: Is that chapter 15 due next period?
Kids: Yea, were comparing answers to further our education and brainstorm possible class discussion questions.
Example 2:
Greg: Here, lets compare answers. Unfortunately, I got all blanks.
Comparing answers by The Fo November 20, 2007
theory of comparative girls
When a halfway-decent looking girl hangs out with a very unattractive girl in order to make herself look attractive.
"Did you see that picture with Emma last night? She looked so hot!"
"Nah, she's just using the theory of comparative girls to make herself look better by standing next to that fat chick."
"Nah, she's just using the theory of comparative girls to make herself look better by standing next to that fat chick."
theory of comparative girls by warriorlax1220 November 6, 2011
comparamore
"Dude have you heard this band? They sound like Paramore!"
"Don't be such an ignorant, narrow minded douche and comparamore them!"
"Don't be such an ignorant, narrow minded douche and comparamore them!"
comparamore by Dick McCready January 30, 2009
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Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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