coronabate

To masturbate because there’s no chance of getting laid and nothing else to do because of social distancing during the Covid-19 pandemic.

I’m so horny and bored that I coronabated four times already today.

by EmCee1962 March 31, 2020

Coronacane

When a hurricane forms during the corona pandemic.

Dude, A Coronacane is coming, you better pick up more toilet paper!

by The Art of Mayhem May 12, 2020

Chronobate

Masturbating at the same time everyday or on a certain day every week, month, etc.

Bob: Hey wanna go to Jim's?

Bill: Nah it's 4:00 o'clock, Jim's about to chronobate.

by Ubergazz June 19, 2010

Coronacation

Getting paid to be off of work and having nothing to do or nowhere to go.

The trip I took to Puerto Vallarta and got stung by a sting ray beats the hell out of this coronacation I'm on. This sucks!

by Casper70 April 4, 2020

Coronated the fume hood

When a research group moves into a brand new lab and one of the graduate students jerks off into the fume hood before performing any experiments.

Hey Bill, I just coronated the fume hood so we can start doing experiments in lab.

Thanks bro, that'll give us good luck on these projects coming up.

by ChemistOfTheMonth September 3, 2018

coronacation

what all kids were on in 2020 and is probably the worst vacation known to mankind

bro my coronacation sucked

by vibinbruh March 16, 2020

coronausterity

Tightening one's belt as a result of the COVID-19 pandemic. A portmanteau pronounced coron-austerity (from Corona - the colloquial term for COVID-19 and the word austerity).

I was thinking of ordering takeaway for tea but decided against it. It's my last month on furlough before redundancy so I needed to take some coronausterity measures.

by lilikoiandmint July 12, 2020