Coronabyte 

A unit of information equal to ten billion billion (or ten million trillion) bytes: 10¹⁹, or a 1 with 19 zeros at the end—sometimes known as 10 giga-gigabyte (10 × 10⁹ × 10⁹), and written as 1 🦠B.

If all of earthlings’ talks and tweets about Donald J. Trump’s lies and white lies while he was at the White House were to be made available online, would a coronabyte suffice to storing them?

Coronabyte by MathPlus August 2, 2021

Coronated the fume hood

When a research group moves into a brand new lab and one of the graduate students jerks off into the fume hood before performing any experiments.

Hey Bill, I just coronated the fume hood so we can start doing experiments in lab.

Thanks bro, that'll give us good luck on these projects coming up.

Coronated the fume hood by ChemistOfTheMonth September 3, 2018

coronausterity 

Tightening one's belt as a result of the COVID-19 pandemic. A portmanteau pronounced coron-austerity (from Corona - the colloquial term for COVID-19 and the word austerity).

I was thinking of ordering takeaway for tea but decided against it. It's my last month on furlough before redundancy so I needed to take some coronausterity measures.

coronausterity by lilikoiandmint July 12, 2020

CoronaBreak

Coronabreak is when you have school off because some chinese person ate a bat 3-4 months ago.

Person1:We don't have school the next 2 weeks

Person2:So to be clear you are saying that we don't have school for the next two weeks, then we have school for a week, then we go on spring beak?

Person1:Yep

Person2:Yeah nice try

Person2:*checks school website*

Person2:What the f*ck

Person1:Happy CoronaBreak

CoronaBreak by CrocFriday March 14, 2020

coronagate 

Contemporary conspiracy theories behind COVID-19 origin and sponsorship

Opinion: “Coronagate presents the ultimate leadership test.”

coronagate by humblepiece April 1, 2020

Coronaboner 

The permanent and irreversible erection you acquire after months of quarantine during the coronavirus outbreak with nothing but a spare room full of toilet paper bought in bulk from the local wholesalers and a pornhub premium subscription.

"Oh my God! Look at Jeffrey in the 'one in one out' queue at the grocery store behind those two little old ladies. He’s got a massive erection in his pants!"

"Oh, don’t worry Linda, he’s not getting turned on by the smell of piss and biscuits. That’s just his coronaboner"

Coronaboner by ShornThePrawn March 31, 2020

coronabetes 

Corona And Diabetes

Her, "here's a cookie" Him, "thanks' Him starts coughing. Her"what's wrong" Him," iIthink I got CORONABETES" Her "wtf"

coronabetes by RickyJohnJones May 12, 2021