coronanism

Self-love in the time of Covid19.

Self-isolation would be much harder without resorting to coronanism.

by Arbourman March 22, 2020

Coronan the Barbarian

A person who turns into a proper beast, through undertaking a disciplined weight training regime accompanied by a high intake of creatine during the evolving COVID-19 situation.

"What the fuck has happened to Cooper, lad? He's become a pyar beast

Yeah, he turned into a proper juice head during the COVID-19 situation, la. Looks like Coronan the Barbarian, now lid."

by Bayesoir March 30, 2020

Coronanation Street

A specially amended version of the popular UK soap opera 'Coronation Street' set during the COVID-19 outbreak. Unable to visit The Rovers Return, there's panic on the streets of Wetherfield, as the characters are forced to stay indoors and reflect on the utter misery of life in modern Northern Britain.

"What you gonna do tonight, lad? Can't go the ale house anymore, can we?"

"No, lad. Shit innit. I reckon I'll just stay in and watch Coronanation Street."

"Boss shout, lad."

by Bayesoir March 21, 2020

coronans

People from Corona in Mexico who freed themselves on Cinco De Mayo. Also, they make beer.

God Bless the Coronans.

by Shmegegge May 20, 2007

Coronanator

Wearing a cloth mask or bandana in public to ward off coronavirus. By the she said "I'll be back"

I'm going to the store and going to wear my coronanator. I'll be back real soon and no germs will be with me thanks to my coronanator!

by Morgank737 May 3, 2020

Coronanator

Wearing a cloth mask or bandana over your face as if you are the terminator of coronavirus

I am the coronanator! Watch out for my homemade mask. It will NOT destroy the virus.

by Morgank737 May 3, 2020

Coronanism

The safest way to have sex during the pandemic. Being in lockdown means you have too much time with your hands, so it might become an addiction, even if regular Onanism has never been a problem.

My daily quarantine routine includes sleeping, eating, tweeting and watching loads of porn. I've become so addicted to coronanism it's basically my sexual orientation now.

by inhha May 4, 2020