corgosaur
corgosaur by mjandjeeto February 15, 2017
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Cougasaurus Rex
An older woman too dried out for the watering hole who rubs up on every man that walks into the bar. It is a natural predator. Anyone under the age of 30 should beware of its powerful prowess.
The Cougasaurus Rex is often seen grabbing the backsides of unsuspecting young men.
The Cougasaurus Rex is known for the 20 second hug with a neck kiss thrown in.
If you encounter a Cougasaurus Rex, proceed with extreme caution - take every measure to not put on your beer goggles or the Cougasaurus Rex will move in for the kill.
Alternate definition:
A senior citizen cougar - A woman over the age of 60 who visits dive bars on the prowl for strapping young lads.
Characteristic qualities include: grey hair, glasses, and smelly old lady perfume.
Be Aware: At any given point a Cougasaurus Rex may sneak up behind you and sink her claws into an innocent young buck.
The Cougasaurus Rex is often seen grabbing the backsides of unsuspecting young men.
The Cougasaurus Rex is known for the 20 second hug with a neck kiss thrown in.
If you encounter a Cougasaurus Rex, proceed with extreme caution - take every measure to not put on your beer goggles or the Cougasaurus Rex will move in for the kill.
Alternate definition:
A senior citizen cougar - A woman over the age of 60 who visits dive bars on the prowl for strapping young lads.
Characteristic qualities include: grey hair, glasses, and smelly old lady perfume.
Be Aware: At any given point a Cougasaurus Rex may sneak up behind you and sink her claws into an innocent young buck.
OMG, that Cougasaurus Rex is totally movin' in on Ted - should we save him?
Hey guys, do you think that Ted will hook up with the Cougasaurus Rex?
Yep, Ted totally hooked up with the Cougasaurus Rex - He should have left his beer goggles at home!
Cougasaurus Rex don’t care’!
Hey guys, do you think that Ted will hook up with the Cougasaurus Rex?
Yep, Ted totally hooked up with the Cougasaurus Rex - He should have left his beer goggles at home!
Cougasaurus Rex don’t care’!
Cougasaurus Rex by Erin & Ted September 4, 2011
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corgosaur • carbosaur • carnosaur • curbosaurus • cockosaur • cockosaurus • Cockosaurus Rex • conosaure • Corasaur • cornasaur
carrosaur
under-recognized dinosaur.
t-rex were nothing compared to the carrosaur.
the carrosaur was the beast man...
that is, until deborakosaur showed up.
but that's the past.
today, they're friends.
or they're still working on it.
t-rex were nothing compared to the carrosaur.
the carrosaur was the beast man...
that is, until deborakosaur showed up.
but that's the past.
today, they're friends.
or they're still working on it.
hello deborakosaur
hello carrosaur.
you're looking mean today man.
hey thanks, but you look meaner dude
hello carrosaur.
you're looking mean today man.
hey thanks, but you look meaner dude
carrosaur by deborakosaur May 6, 2010
carnosaur
1: A two-legged flesh-eating dinosaur.
2: A terrible Jurassic Park cash-in of the same name. The film Carnosaur incredibly managed to spawn two (even worse) sequals.
2: A terrible Jurassic Park cash-in of the same name. The film Carnosaur incredibly managed to spawn two (even worse) sequals.
carnosaur by StormSworder August 31, 2006
cougasaur
cougasaur by sweetfreesia October 1, 2009
cockosaurus
Cock: Penis, Male Genitalia, Johnson, Goliath, Beastiality, Peter Pan, Johnny, Night Stick, Magic Stick
Osaurus: extenstion of the Tyrran-"osaurus" Rex.
Combined it is "COCKOSAURUS" where the cock is as big & mean as the dinosaur. Showing dominance, strength and pure mojo.
Osaurus: extenstion of the Tyrran-"osaurus" Rex.
Combined it is "COCKOSAURUS" where the cock is as big & mean as the dinosaur. Showing dominance, strength and pure mojo.
Dave is the big boy in this gym class, all his mates call him cockosaurus. All the ladies like Dave.
cockosaurus by WA WA WI WA August 2, 2006
Gorgosaurus
Gorgosaurus by Goldbergio Monstrsitio October 28, 2017