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Cougasaurus Rex

An older woman too dried out for the watering hole who rubs up on every man that walks into the bar. It is a natural predator. Anyone under the age of 30 should beware of its powerful prowess.

The Cougasaurus Rex is often seen grabbing the backsides of unsuspecting young men.

The Cougasaurus Rex is known for the 20 second hug with a neck kiss thrown in.

If you encounter a Cougasaurus Rex, proceed with extreme caution - take every measure to not put on your beer goggles or the Cougasaurus Rex will move in for the kill.

Alternate definition:

A senior citizen cougar - A woman over the age of 60 who visits dive bars on the prowl for strapping young lads.

Characteristic qualities include: grey hair, glasses, and smelly old lady perfume.

Be Aware: At any given point a Cougasaurus Rex may sneak up behind you and sink her claws into an innocent young buck.
OMG, that Cougasaurus Rex is totally movin' in on Ted - should we save him?

Hey guys, do you think that Ted will hook up with the Cougasaurus Rex?

Yep, Ted totally hooked up with the Cougasaurus Rex - He should have left his beer goggles at home!

Cougasaurus Rex don’t care’!
Cougasaurus Rex by Erin & Ted September 4, 2011

Cockasaurus 

Any person, male or female, with a penis that is better measured in metric tons than inches.

Also see "Zoah"
That guy I went home from the bar with last night was a real Cockasaurus. He tore my taint in half and now I'm shitting out of my box.
Cockasaurus by Zarr January 20, 2004

Cockasaurusrex 

A dinosaur from the jerassic period with few preserved fossils, its cock is so large it is said to be able to knock out any dinosaur with one hard swing of its massive penis
cockasaurusrex defeated the spinosaurus again! damn!
A cross breded animal between a dinosaur and a cow. Animal often has spots and is very big. The first cowasaur know is Julio.
That cowasaur is pretty cool, i love cross breded animals.
cowasaur by J-Dawg142452974 June 7, 2008

Cockasaurus 

A man with a very large penis almost the size of the Willis Tower, could be called Big Willie.
That guy is a cockasaurus. No way! What!
Cockasaurus by Cockstain23 December 11, 2009

Cockasaurus Recks 

Sex move where u hold ur cock in 2 hands and go RAWR really loud and then bite the SHIT out of the person ur fucking
here comes the Cockasaurus Recks Gurrlrlrlrlr
NO NOT AGAIN I NEEDED STITCHES NO FUCK GOD PLEASE I WILL CALL THE POLICE
*munch*