An older woman too dried out for the watering hole who rubs up on every man that walks into the bar. It is a natural predator. Anyone under the age of 30 should beware of its powerful prowess.
The Cougasaurus Rex is often seen grabbing the backsides of unsuspecting young men.
The Cougasaurus Rex is known for the 20 second hug with a neck kiss thrown in.
If you encounter a Cougasaurus Rex, proceed with extreme caution - take every measure to not put on your beer goggles or the Cougasaurus Rex will move in for the kill.
A dinosaur from the jerassic period with few preserved fossils, its cock is so large it is said to be able to knock out any dinosaur with one hard swing of its massive penis