cockosaur 

a stupid cock loving faggot who lives off the sensation of sucking off little boys in the burger king down the street while trying to steal their wallets.

"Damn that nigga down the street, Tyrone, is such a cockosaur because i saw that homie walking with some kids down to bk and they werent any of his 5 illigitamate kids.

cockosaur by fuckie the drunk clown March 28, 2010

Cuckasaurus

A person at the highest point of being a cuck

Did you hear John over there really likes to watch his wife get fucked he is a cuckasaurus

Cuckasaurus by Tookyotacos April 14, 2018

cocksurfer 

A woman who makes a sport out of riding along the affections and cocks of multiple men. This could be in a single location (like a bar) or throughout a whole community in general.

As soon as she walked in the door she was cocksurfing around the whole bar.

It seems like as soon as they broke up she just became this whorish cocksurfer.

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cocksurfer by CaesarSPQR May 18, 2010

Cockasaurus 

Any person, male or female, with a penis that is better measured in metric tons than inches.

Also see "Zoah"

That guy I went home from the bar with last night was a real Cockasaurus. He tore my taint in half and now I'm shitting out of my box.

Cockasaurus by Zarr January 20, 2004

Crockosaur 

A type of imaginary dinosaur that feeds on pain and misery. It will devour sadness and anger, and often bad people, until only love and happiness are left. This is why everyone close to or within eating distance of the Crockosaur will be gripped by uncontrollable spasms of laughter, because anything that upset them has been devoured.

NB/ The Crockosaur cannot get rid of bad politicians, famine, AIDs (or other STD's), Cancer, evil villains such as Darth Vader or Count Dracula, armies or lawsuits.

"We were all bickering on D of E, but then Johnny noticed a Crockosaur and we all started laughing."

"My koawala bear died, and I was awfully upset, but a Crockosaur came along and ate it. For some reason this cheered me up."

"I was being sued because I gave my secretary AIDs. The Crockosaur came along and made us all feel a little better. However, the lawsuit remained, and so did the STD."

Crockosaur by The master of bears January 18, 2010

cocksuredness

When a cocky son of a bitch is so full of himself you can almost smell the bullshit coming out of his arrogant mouth

Boy: I know you were checking out my junk. Wanna get outta here and go have the best sex of your life?
Girl: Fuck no. Your cocksuredness may be a 10, but you're loser ass is barely a 1.

John: Can you believe Steve actually thinks his lazy ass is getting the promotion to district manager?
Alan: I know! He actually lost 7 accounts this quarter. His cocksuredness is a bit extreme.

cocksuredness by gman91478 January 24, 2015

Cockosputos

1. Derisive slur used as a parting gesture of disrespect between rival individuals in the Andalucía region of southern Spain.

2. Believed to be a retarded derivation of the English slang cock and the masculine form of the Spanish word puta. Literally translated this word means ‘penis man-whore’.

“Cockosputos!!” - shouted whilst running away.

“Te voy a filirear, cockosputos!” (I’m gonna stab you, penis man-whore!)

Cockosputos by Dobjeet March 5, 2009