coragulate

To express false joy or acknowledgment, as for the achievement or good fortune of (another), when one is secretly jealous of the good fortune.

The second place runner coragulated the woman who won the race.

by Donn Bialik January 5, 2009

Coagulate

Whatever the fuck you want it to be

"Yo dude I just coagulated all over the place!"
"Jonathan how'd you coagulate on your shoe?"

"I'm boutta coagulate the shit outta that bitch"

by Sean freaking con November 14, 2016

Corpulate

The action of having sex with a fat lady. It's a mix of copulate and corpulent

Antoine: Look at the tub of lard.
Etienne: WOH!
Antoine: I'd like to corpulate with that!
Etienne: And how!

by Minesweeper77 October 17, 2008

coramulate

v. intr. 1) To have a face-to-face conversation (with)

After three years communicating only by e-mail, I was looking forward to my coramulation with Tom.

If security channels are compromised, we will have to coramulate at once.

by Wowbagger November 9, 2006

Crapulate

When you congratulate someone while really wanting to shit all over them for the crappy effort they have made.

He crapulated the speaker for his fine efforts in making a joke out of the recent scientific research on Whales.

by Mike737 September 25, 2006

get your feces coagulated

Simply, get your life in order!

Hey man your problem is you stay in trouble...get your feces coagulated before you wind up in jail.

by kenny-the-real-benny May 20, 2018

Cumagulate

The immiscible byproduct formed when a male's ejaculate is suspended in water.

Dude, that jellyfish looks like the cumagulate that forms when I jack my shit into the toilet.

by msacco June 12, 2022