coramulate 

v. intr. 1) To have a face-to-face conversation (with)

After three years communicating only by e-mail, I was looking forward to my coramulation with Tom.

If security channels are compromised, we will have to coramulate at once.

coramulate by Wowbagger November 9, 2006

Coagulate 

Whatever the fuck you want it to be

"Yo dude I just coagulated all over the place!"
"Jonathan how'd you coagulate on your shoe?"

"I'm boutta coagulate the shit outta that bitch"

Coagulate by Sean freaking con November 14, 2016

comulate 

communication during copulation. specifically referring to sexual requests/feedback during sex. such as: "HARDER", "DON'T STOP", "YES! Right there!", "a little to the left", "grab my ass", "that's not my clit", and any such instructions.

sex with you is so much fun, i love the way you comulate!

comulate by Chucked1 January 16, 2016

Corpulate 

The action of having sex with a fat lady. It's a mix of copulate and corpulent

Antoine: Look at the tub of lard.
Etienne: WOH!
Antoine: I'd like to corpulate with that!
Etienne: And how!

Corpulate by Minesweeper77 October 17, 2008

coragulate 

To express false joy or acknowledgment, as for the achievement or good fortune of (another), when one is secretly jealous of the good fortune.

The second place runner coragulated the woman who won the race.

coragulate by Donn Bialik January 5, 2009

Crapulate 

When you congratulate someone while really wanting to shit all over them for the crappy effort they have made.

He crapulated the speaker for his fine efforts in making a joke out of the recent scientific research on Whales.

Crapulate by Mike737 September 25, 2006

get your feces coagulated 

Simply, get your life in order!

Hey man your problem is you stay in trouble...get your feces coagulated before you wind up in jail.

get your feces coagulated by kenny-the-real-benny May 20, 2018