Mitten Toes

A physical deformation that prohibits the individual articulation of the smaller toes, resulting in a formation that resembles a mitten.
I asked my mom to knit another pair of mittens that would fit a size 8 (US) foot for a Christmas gift and she asked wtf that meant... apparently she's never seen my dude's mitten toes!
by msacco September 15, 2024
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Cumnoxious Vapor

The thick, pungent gas that emits from a sexually mature male's shower as a result of the vaporization of his own ejaculate.
Dude, Craig is so full of shit about getting regular tail from random bar bitches -- I get hit with copious amounts of intoxicating cumnoxious vapor every time I go to take a dump at his place.
by msacco August 25, 2021
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Urethrass

When your urethra is viscerally ripped open to the point that it makes a connection with your ass cavity.
If my dude gets near me with that orange creamsicle milk shit from Weigel’s I swear to fucking god I’ll give him a urethrass.
by msacco August 20, 2021
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Discharginate

The lacquered finish that coats discharge from organic sources.
Man, me and my girl threw DOWN last night. We coated the floor in all of her innards, and I was all about it... I practically bathed in the shit. But bro, this morning I slipped and busted my ass on that discharginate. That shit was Pledge as fuck.
by msacco October 27, 2023
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semi+

The dick measurement threshold that happens between the semi->rock hard phase. Often misconstrued as simply a "semi" or a "hard-on" to the untrained eye, a semi+ is the result of an innate emotional response that occurs involuntarily.
Jesus fuck, boys... that fat, ratchet bitch has me all sorts of worked up. Not gonna lie, I've got a semi+ popping out my knickers. I'll catch up with you in a sec.
by msacco May 18, 2022
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Cumacomb

The mysterious box, typically found in college dorm rooms, that hormonal young men use to store their ejaculate in.
I used my favorite Converse shoebox as my cumacomb while attending my local community college and living at home -- my mom just thought I was taking too many fish oil supplements.
by msacco February 11, 2021
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Cumagulate

The immiscible byproduct formed when a male's ejaculate is suspended in water.
Dude, that jellyfish looks like the cumagulate that forms when I jack my shit into the toilet.
by msacco June 12, 2022
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