Something a person does while sitting in a corner dive bar, probably leaning on an old Jukebox playing indie music or a hipster easel made of repurposed burlap, while watching well-groomed men attempting to pick up opulent females. The action requires a lean just enough to offset one's balance while simultaneously billowing out the stomach for what appears to be the preparation of a boisterous laugh, but instead ends in a silent chuckling motion with a horizontally-facing fist to the mouth.
I went to the corner dive trying to snag some local talent, but some well-composed douche in the corner threw me off with his super distracting neckbeard chuckle.
by msacco February 10, 2021
by msacco May 29, 2025
A former "glory hole" that has lost its elastic integrity due to age and/or overuse. When used in the metaphorical sense, it can also refer to a woman's genitalia that has become irreversibly cavernous.
Let's go to that corner dive, bro. It has that gaping Grace Hole in between the stalls that reminds me of the asscunt my wife never recovered from after our 7th child.
by msacco November 09, 2021
When your urethra is viscerally ripped open to the point that it makes a connection with your ass cavity.
If my dude gets near me with that orange creamsicle milk shit from Weigel’s I swear to fucking god I’ll give him a urethrass.
by msacco August 20, 2021
Man, me and my girl threw DOWN last night. We coated the floor in all of her innards, and I was all about it... I practically bathed in the shit. But bro, this morning I slipped and busted my ass on that discharginate. That shit was Pledge as fuck.
by msacco October 28, 2023
by msacco June 12, 2022
A physical deformation that prohibits the individual articulation of the smaller toes, resulting in a formation that resembles a mitten.
I asked my mom to knit another pair of mittens that would fit a size 8 (US) foot for a Christmas gift and she asked wtf that meant... apparently she's never seen my dude's mitten toes!
by msacco September 15, 2024