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coagulated 

To cause transformation of (a liquid or sol, for example) into or as if into a soft, semisolid, or solid mass
her blood after she was stabed 30 times in the neck began to coagulate on the floor after the first 48 hours of being there
coagulated by Trey June 25, 2004

coagulated 

you are coagualted leave me alone!!
coagulated by Sniperco. June 10, 2003

coagulated 

coagulation is when......
you are coagulated leave me alone!!this is a word yes i know its number outside.
coagulated by Sniperco. June 10, 2003

coagulated cunt spatter 

The Most disgusting way to say period blood
"Troy told me last night he was hiding in the girls bathroom in a trash can and some chick threw a tampon covered in Coagulated Cunt Spatter on his face"

coagulated cumquats

When a male hasn't busted a nut in so long that his sieman begins to gelatinize in his ball sack. Serious swelling may occur. A male with Coagulated Cumquats is usually a loose cannon and could blow at any minute.
Masterbation has lost its thrill for Bruce and he hasn't gotten laid in 10 months. He's suffering from a serious case of Coagulated Cumquats and I wouldn't fuck with him.

coagulated dick 

Silly putty balls. Check for the tapioca texture
This dude has such a coagulated Dick that it was like trying to grab oatmeal.

Coagulated fuck puddle 

A short definition of all life on earth.
Coagulated fuck puddle,
I left a fuck puddle in my wife and 9 months later she pushed out a coagulated fuck puddle
Coagulated fuck puddle by anonymous September 8, 2021
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

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God Shot 

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God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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