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coagulated 

To cause transformation of (a liquid or sol, for example) into or as if into a soft, semisolid, or solid mass
her blood after she was stabed 30 times in the neck began to coagulate on the floor after the first 48 hours of being there
coagulated by Trey June 25, 2004

coagulated 

you are coagualted leave me alone!!
coagulated by Sniperco. June 10, 2003

coagulated 

coagulation is when......
you are coagulated leave me alone!!this is a word yes i know its number outside.
coagulated by Sniperco. June 10, 2003

coagulated cunt spatter 

"Troy told me last night he was hiding in the girls bathroom in a trash can and some chick threw a tampon covered in Coagulated Cunt Spatter on his face"

coagulated cumquats

When a male hasn't busted a nut in so long that his sieman begins to gelatinize in his ball sack. Serious swelling may occur. A male with Coagulated Cumquats is usually a loose cannon and could blow at any minute.
Masterbation has lost its thrill for Bruce and he hasn't gotten laid in 10 months. He's suffering from a serious case of Coagulated Cumquats and I wouldn't fuck with him.

coagulated dick 

Silly putty balls. Check for the tapioca texture
This dude has such a coagulated Dick that it was like trying to grab oatmeal.

Coagulated fuck puddle 

A short definition of all life on earth.
Coagulated fuck puddle,
I left a fuck puddle in my wife and 9 months later she pushed out a coagulated fuck puddle
Coagulated fuck puddle by anonymous September 8, 2021
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That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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