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coagulated 

you are coagualted leave me alone!!
coagulated by Sniperco. June 10, 2003

coagulated 

coagulation is when......
you are coagulated leave me alone!!this is a word yes i know its number outside.
coagulated by Sniperco. June 10, 2003

coagulated cunt spatter 

"Troy told me last night he was hiding in the girls bathroom in a trash can and some chick threw a tampon covered in Coagulated Cunt Spatter on his face"

coagulated cumquats

When a male hasn't busted a nut in so long that his sieman begins to gelatinize in his ball sack. Serious swelling may occur. A male with Coagulated Cumquats is usually a loose cannon and could blow at any minute.
Masterbation has lost its thrill for Bruce and he hasn't gotten laid in 10 months. He's suffering from a serious case of Coagulated Cumquats and I wouldn't fuck with him.

coagulated dick 

Silly putty balls. Check for the tapioca texture
This dude has such a coagulated Dick that it was like trying to grab oatmeal.

Coagulated fuck puddle 

A short definition of all life on earth.
Coagulated fuck puddle,
I left a fuck puddle in my wife and 9 months later she pushed out a coagulated fuck puddle
Coagulated fuck puddle by anonymous September 8, 2021