coptang 

An outdoor deposit of dog faeces which has been left to mature untouched, long enough for it to turn white. Rumoured to possess magical qualities.

Dude, come quick, I found a coptang behind the shed! Let's pray to it!

coptang by Elliot Hope March 5, 2008

Contangled 

When you or something is tangled and you are confused to how you can untangle yourself. Generally used whilst sailing.

"are you ready to tack?" " no I'm so contangled!"

Contangled by Geoffrey158 March 2, 2016

Coptagged

The act of refusing a cop's request for 'pull over' often resulting in heavy anal penetration.

Also refered to as "Fuzzy wuzzy"

I was coptagged the other day, pretty awesome but my butt was raped tough.

Coptagged by MHA&JGN March 26, 2008

Cotangent

The smartest, funniest, hottest and coolest guy
Will get all the girls
mathematically, the ratio of the side (other than the hypotenuse) adjacent to a particular acute angle to the side opposite the angle.

"he is a cotangent"

Cotangent by dagkja June 1, 2018

Contange 

Shitty little wooden hut

"I heard she lives in a contange"
"Haha, really? What a slag!"

Contange by Lankylobsterlegs April 3, 2020

contango 

Contango (as defined at http://www.investorwords.com)is "a condition in which distant delivery prices for futures exceed spot prices, often due to the costs of storing and insuring the underlying commodity. opposite of backwardation." The potential, substantial economic and worldwide significance of contango came to light after an investigative reporter did a review of contango's effect on world oil prices. That analysis can be found on NPR's "All Things Considered" dated August 24, 2006 entitled "Analyst: Blame Investors for High Gas Prices".

"Contango" might be one cause for up to 20% of the past run up in prices of oil around the world. Major investors such as hedge funds, brokerage houses, banks, pension funds, etc. are making large guaranteed profits whenever unusual levels of contango develop in oil commodity prices. Contango is the opposite of "backwardation" (where the reverse price level differences occur in the futures market). Contango lets investors lock in guaranteed significant profits by buying oil at "low" current prices and selling the same oil to others at guaranteed higher prices in the future i.e. through the futures market. When the price of storage and insurance to hold the commodities for future delivery (plus the initial purchase price) is less than the total future price received, then guaranteed profits result by utilizing and understanding contango.

contango by Ubunto September 15, 2008

contangarious 

Like plenty backanal

So I hear you was with the neighbor wife contangarious

contangarious by Blacks 96 June 10, 2022