Contangled

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When you or something is tangled and you are confused to how you can untangle yourself. Generally used whilst sailing.

"are you ready to tack?" " no I'm so contangled!"

Contangled by Geoffrey158 March 2, 2016

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Conjangle

1. To put together or build quickly, shabbily
messed up, confused, kind of like fubar
2. To mix, organize or blend something

I wanted to clean up the computer wires in the office but they were all conjangled.

The night before the report was due, Rachel conjangled a 1-page essay.

Conjangle by Jen Eric1 November 11, 2012

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Confungled

when your really confused and thinking 'what the hell is going on!?'

'teacher speaking'
Student: What the hell is he talking about? I'm so effin' confungled!

Confungled by Maggie doofensmertz December 9, 2009

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conjungled

messed up, confused, kind of like fubar

"youre making things way more conjungled than they need to be"

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contaiged

The present tense of being contagious.

Dude, by double dipping your chip you contaiged the whole bowl of dip.

contaiged by JodiInTheRockies August 6, 2010

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confargled

when somthin really fucked up has just happened

oh shit this is so fuckin confargled

that guy in the wheelchair is confargled

confargled by joel keightley February 7, 2004

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congrangled

The action of being congrangle. To be mixed up in the past tense.

This is one big congrangled mess!

congrangled by Constantine Jones February 21, 2014

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

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