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as stated in Blood on The Bed by Sick Animation

Well son, a coosie is a hole in a woman’s body
And once a month it get’s real bloody
Once a month yeah that’s a fact
But that’s cool cause I like it like that
Dad you got blood on your bed. Why?
Son, that’s from your momma’s coosie
coosie by jdiddy123 December 19, 2007
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arkansas christmas cookie 

Arkansas christmas cookie is when one person lays in the snow making a snow angel while another person urinates on them. The urine acts as the "sprinkles" on the "angel"
My girlfriend was so excited for the first snow of the year, she laid down in it and started making a snow angel. I used this opportunity to make her a arkansas christmas cookie!
arkansas christmas cookie by Ttboy888 February 13, 2017

Cookies Up 

Cookies up is when a female is on her knees and rotates her hips up presenting her pussy.
My boyfriend’s favorite position is when I’m cookies up.
Cookies Up by RFL Merkin August 6, 2020

cookiezi 

someone who is very adept at clicking circles
_RyuK: omg I just got 727pp lol
me: wtf are you cookiezi??????
_RyuK: Ye XD
cookiezi by Icicle Fall February 15, 2018

Cookie Dance

The dance Jesse does every time he eats a cookie on Prank vs Prank
MMM This is good
Im going to cookie dance
im out

wawa run saaan
Cookie Dance by mtbdude January 13, 2013

Cookie Circle 

A group of dudes get in a circle around a cookie and jerk off, the last one to jizz has to eat the delicious treat...
Cassandra H. and the boys had a great cookie circle tpday. She was a fantastic cookie.
Cookie Circle by JakeMcclusky April 19, 2011

blowing the cookie monster 

Vaping with sweet smelling pods, especially those with the aroma of cookies.
These damn kids today are always hiding in the school bathroom stalls blowing the Cookie Monster.
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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