cooked cock

a male penis that has been chafed due to recent hardcore sex activities

Man, I have a cooked cock from your mom last night.

by Anonymous June 25, 2003

Cooked cock

A cooked cock is when you cook your cock you only know it is cooked when it starts to sizzle

I have a cooked cock yurrr

by Brendan haith November 9, 2020

The Crooked Cousin Cock Grab

When you get a surprise handjob from your lesbian cousin.

Fuck man I feel gross. I was walking by then bam, she gave me The Crooked Cousin Cock Grab.

by Gognoggler May 6, 2015

cock choked

when a girl be strokin it and she squeeze too hard.

guy: she was going at it when she cock choked me and hurt my dick!

by therapuked May 19, 2015

Cock choked

When a female is face fucking and deep throating and gagging on your hard cock it will cause her to choke on it some actually find real pleasure For themselves in doing this

What happened to you

I just got my cock choked on and forgot to take my shorts off she drooled all on me

Hahahaha what a dumb ass

by Great signal July 21, 2020

Crookedcock

A dude who wears gay hats and has bad taste in movies.

Fucking Crookedcock! What a dick!

by tj August 2, 2004

cocked ace-deuce

Wearing one's hat slightly tilted to the side in a fly manner.

Today I saw Michael and MaxT walking with a swagger on the Westside of Chicago with their hats cocked ace-deuce.

ace-deuce

by StevieJT July 28, 2009