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Cooked cock 

A cooked cock is when you cook your cock you only know it is cooked when it starts to sizzle
I have a cooked cock yurrr
Cooked cock by Brendan haith November 9, 2020

The Crooked Cousin Cock Grab

When you get a surprise handjob from your lesbian cousin.
Fuck man I feel gross. I was walking by then bam, she gave me The Crooked Cousin Cock Grab.

cock choked 

when a girl be strokin it and she squeeze too hard.
guy: she was going at it when she cock choked me and hurt my dick!
cock choked by therapuked May 19, 2015

Cock choked 

When a female is face fucking and deep throating and gagging on your hard cock it will cause her to choke on it some actually find real pleasure For themselves in doing this
What happened to you

I just got my cock choked on and forgot to take my shorts off she drooled all on me

Hahahaha what a dumb ass
Cock choked by Great signal July 21, 2020

Crookedcock 

A dude who wears gay hats and has bad taste in movies.
Fucking Crookedcock! What a dick!
Crookedcock by tj August 2, 2004

cocked ace-deuce 

Wearing one's hat slightly tilted to the side in a fly manner.
Today I saw Michael and MaxT walking with a swagger on the Westside of Chicago with their hats cocked ace-deuce.

ace-deuce
cocked ace-deuce by StevieJT July 28, 2009
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026
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