Gognoggler's definitions

The Crooked Cousin Cock Grab

When you get a surprise handjob from your lesbian cousin.

Fuck man I feel gross. I was walking by then bam, she gave me The Crooked Cousin Cock Grab.

by Gognoggler May 6, 2015

The Red Baron

When you have sex with a woman on her period while wearing a 1920's pilot's hat.

It was her time of the month so I offered to fly like The Red Baron.

by Gognoggler May 4, 2015

Prostate Pry Bar

When a man holds in a shit, let's the tip out, and sucks it back in repeatedly to scrape the prostate gland.

I used the trusty Prostate Pry Bar to get myself off.

by Gognoggler April 29, 2015