Definitions by Gognoggler

The Crooked Cousin Cock Grab

When you get a surprise handjob from your lesbian cousin.

Fuck man I feel gross. I was walking by then bam, she gave me The Crooked Cousin Cock Grab.

The Crooked Cousin Cock Grab by Gognoggler May 6, 2015

The Red Baron 

When you have sex with a woman on her period while wearing a 1920's pilot's hat.

It was her time of the month so I offered to fly like The Red Baron.

The Red Baron by Gognoggler May 4, 2015

Prostate Pry Bar

When a man holds in a shit, let's the tip out, and sucks it back in repeatedly to scrape the prostate gland.

I used the trusty Prostate Pry Bar to get myself off.

Prostate Pry Bar by Gognoggler April 29, 2015