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Consuela 

The best character in Family Guy. A Hispanic maid who appears in several episodes.
Consuela: "Oh, no, doggie out! Afuera!"

Stewie: "This isn't Windex, but it's the store brand; it's just as good."
Consuela: "No, no... it leave a film."
Stewie: "I don't care about the film, just use it!"
Consuela: "No, no... I no can clean."
Stewie: "Ssshhhhhhhit."
Consuela by seastone130 March 17, 2010
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Consuela 

Universal name for a hotel maid.
"We need more towels. Call Consuela!"
Consuela by GreenMonter August 8, 2005

gnarly consuelos 

when you titty fuck a chick backwards and she gives you a rimjob at the same time.
Francesca's cleavage exposing dress lead to a great gnarly consuelos opportunity.
gnarly consuelos by yu sun March 30, 2009

Consuela 

No,No. We need more Lemon Pledge.....
Announcer: Is Mister John home?
Consuela: No, No. Mister John no home.
Consuela by TheAwokenMyth April 11, 2017

Gra'ask the Consumed 

Zavala: Mobilizing fireteam for Operation, uh... Babydog? Why does this say Babydog? I must have forgotten to reboot the strike name generator.
Devrim: Operation "Babydog?" Well, it has a certain ring to it, huh?
Zavala: Yes... "Babydog". Well, the strike protocol is already running. Can't stop it now. Devrim?
Devrim: Yes, sorry. Fireteam "Babydog" the Taken are polluting the EDZ. We need to determine the source of — Haha! — I'm sorry, I can't... Stand-by, fireteam.
Devrim: One of my teams reported Taken energy infecting the water supply. Our purification tech can only do so much. If the contamination spreads, people will die.
Ghost: Destroying the Blight destroyed the Taken miasma. This area's no longer infected.
Devrim: Good work. There's bound to be more than one.
Ghost: We're making good progress, but Taken energy readings are still off the charts.
Devrim: There must be a source. The Cabal hurt us, Guardian, but the Taken could ruin the EDZ forever. Put an end to
Sacrifice yourself to Gra'ask the Consumed
Gra'ask the Consumed by ThatsDooDoo September 19, 2020

Princess Consuela Bananahammock 

Phoebe's (from "Friends") name after she legally changes it.
Princess Consuela Bananahammock is like the awesomest name EVER!