consted 

drunk mans version of boosted

background> one night of drunkenness, one mobile phone with predicta-text turned off, one drunk man trying to input boosted

see boosted

consted by justin trousermoot May 6, 2004

consternation 

shocked dismay: a feeling of alarm, confusion, or dismay, often caused by something unexpected

The news caused worldwide consternation and a panic on the stock exchange.

consternation by Oyat April 25, 2006

Constervation 

Constervation is 50% Conversation and 50% Consternation.

An encounter between two people where one has been an incredible dumb ass and needs told about it.

The Conversation part is monologue and delivered by the individual explaining it to the dumb ass.

The Consternation part is when you, "The Dumb Ass" (silent donkey is also acceptable) realize that what the individual delivering the monologue is explaining to your dumb ass is completely correct.

I had to have this constervation with you because of your failure to realize not just how badly you screwed the pooch but that you didn't realize it at all, dumb ass!

epiphany doh well shit had to be done dumb ass helpful hint buy a clue

Constervation by CTBear July 5, 2014

Constera 

'Constera' is a music producer who is known for making 2 popular songs about some goblins. He frequently adds LGBT friendly soundclips in his songs, so he is very accepted in the squadW twitch community.

He sometimes streams on Twitch.tv where he W OMEGALUL ORKS in FL Studio(32 bit) and Vegas Pro, but he cant seem to concentrate because he has a lot of clip chimp viewers that spams links.
He is also known as "Concerta", "Cowstone", "Cornstera", "Constira", "Constipated" and much more, so he often gets misunderstood as medicine and other stuff that Pepega Twitch streamers make up.

Constera spends his freetime in his local snus club where he and his friends such as forsen discuss the varieties of snus while having a couple bags in their mouth.

"Isnt Constera that Sup Yall guy?"
"I heard that Constipated made a new song, lets check it out dud"

Constera by KRISTOFFA October 25, 2019

costed 

The past tense of the word "cost", for those people that just don't get it.

Jimmy: "my computer only costed me 600 bucks"
Enif: "actually i think the correct word would be 'cost'"
Jimmy: "no! go look it up on urbandictionary.com!"

costed by x3crystal June 9, 2009

Consterbation 

A person who conserves energy while masturbating so he or she can masturbate more later.

David focused on his consterbation carefully, anticipating many future masturbatory emissions in his not so distant future.

Consterbation by Squirrelywolf October 10, 2018

constidoucion 

constantly douching

Mary has to start her constidoucion, cuz that pussy stanks.

constidoucion by balls ulovem October 24, 2008