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Consuede 

Kuhn-Sweyd;
To convince someone in a quick manner
Person 1: Do you want to come over tonight?
Person 2: No thanks.
Person 1: We have drinks!
Person 2: Don’t try to consuede me! I know exactly what you’re doing!
Consuede by Itswednesdaymydudes November 23, 2020
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method of guilting someone into doing something

Word origins: Originally started with the word 'convince', but the word 'persuade' came out as well. Similar to the word 'grool' in the movie "Mean Girls", when Cady meant to say cool, but then started to say great.
Guy: There's a party Friday night! Everyone's gonna be there!
Girl: Um... I don't know...
Guy: Come on! What do I have to do to consuade you?
consuade by aliascrazy April 5, 2010
awesome; really cool
The girl scored 3 goals in a soccer game, it was consued!
consued by karly jenks October 29, 2006
confusion and frustration to the point of absolute misery and tears
my homework made me feel consuded
consude by genius sai October 15, 2019

consuemer 

A product/service-user who is always looking for opportunities to profit from said commodity's manufacturers/suppliers in court.
As many stupid-a** "you may be entitled to a share of a huge class-action settlement" banner-ads dat I see on da Internet, those advertisers seem to think dat we are all just a bunch of opportunistic consuemers!
consuemer by QuacksO November 17, 2019
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The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
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funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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