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Consuede 

Kuhn-sweyd;
To convince someone in a quickly manner
Person 1: Hey, do you want to come over tonight?
Person 2: No thanks.
Person 1: We have drinks!
Person 2: Don’t try to consuede me! I know what you’re doing!
Consuede by Itswednesdaymydudes November 23, 2020
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Consuede 

Kuhn-Sweyd;
To convince someone in a quick manner
Person 1: Do you want to come over tonight?
Person 2: No thanks.
Person 1: We have drinks!
Person 2: Don’t try to consuede me! I know exactly what you’re doing!
Consuede by Itswednesdaymydudes November 23, 2020
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method of guilting someone into doing something

Word origins: Originally started with the word 'convince', but the word 'persuade' came out as well. Similar to the word 'grool' in the movie "Mean Girls", when Cady meant to say cool, but then started to say great.
Guy: There's a party Friday night! Everyone's gonna be there!
Girl: Um... I don't know...
Guy: Come on! What do I have to do to consuade you?
consuade by aliascrazy April 5, 2010
The girl scored 3 goals in a soccer game, it was consued!
consued by karly jenks October 29, 2006
confusion and frustration to the point of absolute misery and tears
my homework made me feel consuded
consude by genius sai October 15, 2019

consuemer 

A product/service-user who is always looking for opportunities to profit from said commodity's manufacturers/suppliers in court.
As many stupid-a** "you may be entitled to a share of a huge class-action settlement" banner-ads dat I see on da Internet, those advertisers seem to think dat we are all just a bunch of opportunistic consuemers!
consuemer by QuacksO November 17, 2019
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