1. The bride, a fair maid sixteen years of age, stood veiled beside a groom a decade older than her whom she had never met.

2. The lady of the manor ordered two maids to stop chatting and return to work.

This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.

Dude, I just had the world's biggest M.A.I.D. Crushed way too many PBRs last night.

My French maid is always there to make my dick happy when I arrive home.

I love my maid christy, she is a very good house cleaner

1. Lady: "Go and scrub the stairwell maid"

Maid: "Yes Madame"

2. Lady: "Maid, I order you to give me a foot rub"

Maid: " Of Course, Madame"

I have MAIDS, I hate the bitch that gave me MAIDS, she should die.