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No,No. We need more Lemon Pledge.....
Announcer: Is Mister John home?
Consuela: No, No. Mister John no home.
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by TheAwokenMyth April 11, 2017

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A joke that's supposed to be funny but isn't really. And all you want to do is make the person not feel bad, but the joke isn't funny. So..... you just say "that's a real kneeslapper!"
Jim: Knock Knock.
You: Who's there?
Jim: Tree!

You: Tree who?
Jim: Tree Fifty!
You: THATS A KNEESLAPPER
by TheAwokenMyth April 11, 2017

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