constipanky

Constipated causing one to be cranky

Not pooping in days and getting angry at everything

I am so irregular, everyone is bugginme, I am constipanky!

by Clvgrl March 29, 2015

constipant

An item that causes constipation.

Cheese is a delicious constipant.

by Victoria June 7, 2003

Constipangry

When you are constipated and it makes you angry.

Steve can be such a cockhead sonetines. He hasn't taken a dump in nine days and he's all bloated and it is making him constipangry.

by andrewinmelbourne September 13, 2015

constipant

a stuck-up cunt

damn, Lacy Conner is a friggen constipant, I wish she'd just anorex herself to death.

by animedude April 27, 2004

Constipants

Constipated Occupants.
When someone has "constipated occupants" that they need to get rid of; aka constipation.

Kimmy: Want to go to the gym later?
Caity: What time?
Kimmy: After my cooking class.
Caity: Sorry, I can't. I have some constipants that I need to take care of.

by Rora Marie January 2, 2008

Constipanious Combustion

When you hold your poop in so long that you die, upon death your colon explodes much like an explosion of watermelon with a quarter stick of dynamite.

I would ask how she died inspector, but I can see by the color of the walls that it was Constipanious Combustion again. That's the third one this week.

by ADANKFART March 26, 2022