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constipant 

An item that causes constipation.
Cheese is a delicious constipant.
constipant by Victoria June 7, 2003

Constipangry 

When you are constipated and it makes you angry.
Steve can be such a cockhead sonetines. He hasn't taken a dump in nine days and he's all bloated and it is making him constipangry.
Constipangry by andrewinmelbourne September 13, 2015

constipant 

a stuck-up cunt
damn, Lacy Conner is a friggen constipant, I wish she'd just anorex herself to death.
constipant by animedude April 27, 2004

Constipants 

Constipated Occupants.
When someone has "constipated occupants" that they need to get rid of; aka constipation.
Kimmy: Want to go to the gym later?
Caity: What time?
Kimmy: After my cooking class.
Caity: Sorry, I can't. I have some constipants that I need to take care of.

Constipants by Rora Marie January 2, 2008

Constipanious Combustion

When you hold your poop in so long that you die, upon death your colon explodes much like an explosion of watermelon with a quarter stick of dynamite.
I would ask how she died inspector, but I can see by the color of the walls that it was Constipanious Combustion again. That's the third one this week.

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
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