Definitions by ADANKFART

Constipanious Combustion

When you hold your poop in so long that you die, upon death your colon explodes much like an explosion of watermelon with a quarter stick of dynamite.

I would ask how she died inspector, but I can see by the color of the walls that it was Constipanious Combustion again. That's the third one this week.

Constipanious Combustion by ADANKFART March 26, 2022

pull straws 

When two men stand face to face diсks out rock hard. Man with the shortest penis loses the battle.

Ok boys, drop your pants and pull straws. Shortest is the loser and has to hold the camera.

pull straws by ADANKFART January 14, 2020