bisexual

A term that everyone is to some degree or another, no matter how much they want to deny it.

me: Do you like porno?

guy: yes, I like porno.

me: do you like only girl-girl?

guy: no, I like guy-girl, too.

me: Okay, do you like the guys to have a small penis only

guy: no, I like hard, throbbing cocks!

me: okay, then.

*example courtesy of Ron White. Don't sue*

by animedude September 12, 2004

breastfeed

a baby that gets milk from the breasts of the mother

one damn lucky baby! I have to PAY for that attention!

by animedude April 10, 2004

holy poop

the form of holy shit that you say around yo daddy or yo momma or someone of that species...

Teacher with a rod up her ass: your homework worth 85% of your grade is due now!

You: Holy shi--Holy poop!

by animedude April 27, 2004

hype

the point of greatness that an asshole becomes obsessed with, despite it's only a fad

dude, quit riding your hype like it's the new wonderbread!

by animedude April 24, 2004

chinese fire drill

The act of, upon reaching a stop light/sign, all the members of a vehicle bail out and dash laps around the car until the light changes or the other people around you get really pissed.

Hey man, I'm bored, let's go do a few Chinese Fire Drills down at the town square.

erm... ok, but you're the one driving this time!

by animedude April 23, 2004

JIAFF

( Julio Iglesias 's Ass Falls Foward)

Result due to lifts and transplants on this Spanish singer.

Also a disease named after Julio

Uhhhh, you look like you've got the JIAFF!

by animedude April 10, 2004

eliphino

the punchline to a lame joke that made people actually laugh back in the day...

guy one: what do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?

guy two: I dunno. what, a waffle?

guy one: Eliphino! (hell if I know)

guy two: *slashes guy one's tires*

by animedude May 09, 2004