The act of, upon reaching a stop light/sign, all the members of a vehicle bail out and dash laps around the car until the light changes or the other people around you get really pissed.
Hey man, I'm bored, let's go do a few Chinese Fire Drills down at the town square.
erm... ok, but you're the one driving this time!
Buy a
chinese fire drill
mug!
a baby that gets milk from the breasts of the mother
one damn lucky baby! I have to PAY for that attention!
An exclaimatory expression used to express supreme surprise, shock, or disappointment.
She just shat herself
shitless on her teacher's car
OH... MY... GOD!
Teacher with a rod up her ass: your homework worth 85% of your grade is due now!
You: Holy shi--Holy poop!
A term that everyone is to some degree or another, no matter how much they want to deny it.
me: Do you like porno?
guy: yes, I like porno.
me: do you like only girl-girl?
guy: no, I like guy-girl, too.
me: Okay, do you like the guys to have a small penis only
guy: no, I like hard, throbbing cocks!
me: okay, then.
*example courtesy of Ron White. Don't sue*
1) The act upon being frightened in which there is nothing (feces, urine, blood, vital organs, ect) within you.
2) reaching a state of no return
1) man, I had diarreah so bad 'til a nudist colony of fat, hairy guys in their 40's ran by. Damn, I was scared SHITLESS!
the punchline to a lame joke that made people actually laugh back in the day...
guy one: what do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
guy two: I dunno. what, a waffle?
guy one: Eliphino! (hell if I know)
guy two: *slashes guy one's tires*
