animedude's definitions

bisexual

A term that everyone is to some degree or another, no matter how much they want to deny it.

me: Do you like porno?

guy: yes, I like porno.

me: do you like only girl-girl?

guy: no, I like guy-girl, too.

me: Okay, do you like the guys to have a small penis only

guy: no, I like hard, throbbing cocks!

me: okay, then.

*example courtesy of Ron White. Don't sue*

by animedude September 12, 2004

eliphino

the punchline to a lame joke that made people actually laugh back in the day...

guy one: what do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?

guy two: I dunno. what, a waffle?

guy one: Eliphino! (hell if I know)

guy two: *slashes guy one's tires*

by animedude May 8, 2004

Oh my god!

An exclaimatory expression used to express supreme surprise, shock, or disappointment.

She just shat herself shitless on her teacher's car

OH... MY... GOD!

by animedude May 1, 2004

advice

some crap that people give you that they think will help you, but doesn't really. It really pisses you off, but you just not and go along with it, hoping they'll go away.

I was given the advice once that you should never eat a dirty girl or you'll get a tongue disease.

by animedude May 1, 2004

constipant

a stuck-up cunt

damn, Lacy Conner is a friggen constipant, I wish she'd just anorex herself to death.

by animedude April 27, 2004

holy poop

the form of holy shit that you say around yo daddy or yo momma or someone of that species...

Teacher with a rod up her ass: your homework worth 85% of your grade is due now!

You: Holy shi--Holy poop!

by animedude April 26, 2004

hype

the point of greatness that an asshole becomes obsessed with, despite it's only a fad

dude, quit riding your hype like it's the new wonderbread!

by animedude April 24, 2004