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constellations 

Constellations are a imaginary pattern of Stars that are in the night sky created by many people. Constellations were known to be dated in Pre-History (which is also known as Before Christ, or BC) or in Greek Mythology. Known constellations are Pisces, Orion, Ursa Major/Minor, Aries, Virgo, Scorpius, Sagittarius, and a lot more, being about 88 constellations in the night sky. These constellations used to be a little bit unrecognizable in the years of 100,000-25,000 BC, and will become unrecognizable in the future approximately 65,000-125,000 years from now due to the movement of stars due to no gravity in space.
Wow! I didn't know there were constellations in the night sky!
It can also help me where stars are!
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constellations 

Used to describe the circumstance of someone having a large quantity of pimples, particularly on their posterior.
Making a bad porno movie worse were the myriad constellations of zits upon the actor's asses.
constellations by Rod Brock July 26, 2006

Crab of the Constellations

Person 1: "You look sick"
Person 2: *cough* The doctors stared at me for ten minutes and told me I have a rare disease called Crab of the Constellations, and there's no cure "
Person 1: "You're cooked gng"

Echinoderm Constellation Theory 

This is the theory that the constellations when viewed all at once resemble the underside of a sea star, with major clusters of stars representing the mouth and the various stars extending form arms with small ossicles, spines, and tube feet.
That pot head is a huge supporter of the Echinoderm Constellation Theory.

menstruation constellation 

When you begin to break out before/during/after your period.
Sam: Why are you wearing so much makeup?
Julie: Oh, I've gotten my menstruation constellation.

conztellationz 

conztellationz also one of the best mutuals i have🙄 iconic pfp
“conztellationz is better than all of you”

“funny mutual”

constellationist 

A person who studies constellations as a career. Also known as an Astronomer.
The constellationist studied the constellations in the star-lit sky.
constellationist by Darren Arimoto October 17, 2006
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
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