constadating

When one is constantly updating ones facebook status, blog,twitter etc. on a computer or phone when around people who bore them and or say somthing facebook worthy.
constadation: the act of constadating

Some Guy: Damn Keandre why you constadating so much!!!

Keandre: Man im stuck at this lame party.

constadating by Noel Christmas June 9, 2011

Cornstabating 

When a Pooley shoves a massive corn up his asshole and gains terminal constipation from then on. The greatest way to masterbate

OMG Grace was dead from cornstabating too much

Cornstabating by Pooleywoolwywoo May 21, 2018

constating 

originating or establishing

A check of the company's constating documents indicated that it was incorparated ten years earlier for the purpose of importing electronic goods.

constating by Timothy Boyle August 28, 2005

constibating 

When you are unable to defecate and pass the time by masturbating on the toilet.

Dude, I couldn't take a dump last night, so I just started constibating.

constibating by Rapaca November 16, 2014

Constaplating 

When you are in deep thought but don’t know what to do so u take a shit and can’t

I don’t know what to do so ima take a shit but I can’t I’m so I’m Constaplating

Constaplating by yoooooimdaboss May 10, 2021

Constipating 

To contemplate life while in a shitty situation.

I was constipating how I had ended up face down ass up in my neighbor's front yard with a bottle of Jack next to me.

Constipating by fRISKY rISKY April 19, 2022

Constrating 

When you are concentrating so hard that you can’t even fully pronounce concentrated.

Colbie was constrating so hard on her storytelling that she kept saying constrating.

Constrating by Shit Phantom December 31, 2022