Constaplating
Constaplating by yoooooimdaboss May 10, 2021
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constiplating
constiplating by WEWA August 30, 2007
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Constimplating
Guy 1: Hold on man, Ill be right back, i gotta let out a big one
Guy 2: Alright ill wait
"Goes to washroom and comes back 10 minutes later"
Guy 1: DUDE I JUST THOUGHT OF THE COOLEST WORD!!
Guy 2: Must of been doing some mad Constimplating
Guy 1: Dammit you already got it >.<!
Guy 2: Alright ill wait
"Goes to washroom and comes back 10 minutes later"
Guy 1: DUDE I JUST THOUGHT OF THE COOLEST WORD!!
Guy 2: Must of been doing some mad Constimplating
Guy 1: Dammit you already got it >.<!
Constimplating by Spencer Rapson March 2, 2008
Constimplating
When you are so deep in thought you get the same look as when you are trying to squeeze one out while constipated.
Person 1 - "Give me just a minute to think about this..."
Person 2 - "Dude, it's been 5 minutes. Stop constimplating and make a decision!"
Person 2 - "Dude, it's been 5 minutes. Stop constimplating and make a decision!"
Constimplating by Drisen November 26, 2016
Constipating
I was constipating how I had ended up face down ass up in my neighbor's front yard with a bottle of Jack next to me.
Constipating by fRISKY rISKY April 19, 2022
constadating
When one is constantly updating ones facebook status, blog,twitter etc. on a computer or phone when around people who bore them and or say somthing facebook worthy.
constadation: the act of constadating
constadation: the act of constadating
constadating by Noel Christmas June 9, 2011
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