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Constaplating 

When you are in deep thought but dont know what to do so u take a shit and can’t
I dont know what to do so ima take a shit but I can’t I’m so I’m Constaplating
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constiplating 

Thinking or designing while your head is up your ass.
The engineer was constiplating on how to build a water plant.
constiplating by WEWA August 30, 2007

Constimplating 

The act of thought processing while constipated and using the toilet.
Guy 1: Hold on man, Ill be right back, i gotta let out a big one

Guy 2: Alright ill wait

"Goes to washroom and comes back 10 minutes later"

Guy 1: DUDE I JUST THOUGHT OF THE COOLEST WORD!!

Guy 2: Must of been doing some mad Constimplating

Guy 1: Dammit you already got it >.<!

constiplating 

contemplating a bowel movement
You know that famous statue,The Thinker? It looks like he's sitting on a toilet constiplating.
constiplating by wolfbait51 February 20, 2011

Constimplating 

When you are so deep in thought you get the same look as when you are trying to squeeze one out while constipated.
Person 1 - "Give me just a minute to think about this..."

Person 2 - "Dude, it's been 5 minutes. Stop constimplating and make a decision!"
Constimplating by Drisen November 26, 2016

Constipating 

To contemplate life while in a shitty situation.
I was constipating how I had ended up face down ass up in my neighbor's front yard with a bottle of Jack next to me.
Constipating by fRISKY rISKY April 19, 2022

constadating

When one is constantly updating ones facebook status, blog,twitter etc. on a computer or phone when around people who bore them and or say somthing facebook worthy.
constadation: the act of constadating
Some Guy: Damn Keandre why you constadating so much!!!

Keandre: Man im stuck at this lame party.
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