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congradufuckalations 

congradulations you fucking idiot, or contraction for fuck you and congradulations...
Stephen:I won an oscar
Jessie: Congradufuckalations

Congragafuckalations 

Congratulations but sarsatic,
used by girls in PMS
Nerd boy:" Hey! I just beat gutair hero on expert!"
PMS girl: "Congragafuckalations."
Nerd boy: 0.o *walks away slowly

congradgifuckulations 

describe (in a sarcastic way duh!) how "happy" you are for someone else
congradgifuckulations, you just ruined my fucking day bitch!

Congratafuckalations 

Used during a conversation to gain the advantage over someones bragging or excessive speech.
Larry the goldfish: Hello Jim! did you see my brand new 4 door...

Tom the cat: CONGRATAFUCKALATIONS

Larry the goldfish: wow man...that was so not....

Tom the cat: congratafuckalations!
Congratafuckalations by JiggaBean December 8, 2010

congratufuckalations

When congratulations are in order but you don't really like the person or the thing being congratulated.
When Brittany Spears won her MTV Video awards I was like "Congratufuckalations, Brittany"
congratufuckalations by Rose Ghandi September 3, 2009

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026