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Congragifuckalations 

Congragifuckalations you're a cunt!
Congragifuckalations by Erin24 June 18, 2017
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congradufuckalations 

congradulations you fucking idiot, or contraction for fuck you and congradulations...
Stephen:I won an oscar
Jessie: Congradufuckalations

Congragafuckalations 

Congratulations but sarsatic,
used by girls in PMS
Nerd boy:" Hey! I just beat gutair hero on expert!"
PMS girl: "Congragafuckalations."
Nerd boy: 0.o *walks away slowly

congradgifuckulations 

describe (in a sarcastic way duh!) how "happy" you are for someone else
congradgifuckulations, you just ruined my fucking day bitch!

Congratafuckalations 

Used during a conversation to gain the advantage over someones bragging or excessive speech.
Larry the goldfish: Hello Jim! did you see my brand new 4 door...

Tom the cat: CONGRATAFUCKALATIONS

Larry the goldfish: wow man...that was so not....

Tom the cat: congratafuckalations!
Congratafuckalations by JiggaBean December 8, 2010

congratufuckalations

When congratulations are in order but you don't really like the person or the thing being congratulated.
When Brittany Spears won her MTV Video awards I was like "Congratufuckalations, Brittany"
congratufuckalations by Rose Ghandi September 3, 2009
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