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congradufuckulations 

1;Insult.
2;An brazingly ignorant and rudely offensive way to address someone.
3; A fun word to use when putting people in their place.
Beth told Jimmy,"Congradufuckulations, you're retarded."
congradufuckulations by EAT-MAN March 6, 2009

Congragafuckalations 

Congratulations but sarsatic,
used by girls in PMS
Nerd boy:" Hey! I just beat gutair hero on expert!"
PMS girl: "Congragafuckalations."
Nerd boy: 0.o *walks away slowly

congratufuckulations 

Sarcaticly congratulating someone. Or congratulating someone on something that you truely don't care about.
Bob- I finally found my phone.
John- Congratufuckulations Bob. Nobody cares.
congratufuckulations by YeOldPitts August 13, 2007

congratufuckilations 

Good job, you really fucked that up.
Congratufuckilations, Jim, you just blew up Idaho.
congratufuckilations by em kay November 8, 2003

Congratufuckilations 

A polite way of saying I really don't care. Also sarcasm to congratulate but not.
So what your man makes more money than mine, congratufuckilations !

Congratafuckalations 

Used during a conversation to gain the advantage over someones bragging or excessive speech.
Larry the goldfish: Hello Jim! did you see my brand new 4 door...

Tom the cat: CONGRATAFUCKALATIONS

Larry the goldfish: wow man...that was so not....

Tom the cat: congratafuckalations!
Congratafuckalations by JiggaBean December 8, 2010
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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